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29/05/2012

'KACANG HEJO"

Hiji peuting si aki jeung si nini keur ngalobrol di kamar memeh sare.

Aki : "Nini urang teh geus karolot,aki rek menta dihampura bisi aya kasalahan ka Nini"

Nini : "Ih aki sarua nini oge, urang silih hapura we atuh umur mah saha nu nyaho."

Aki : "Sukur atuh ari nini rek ngahampura ka aki mah,sabab aki teh pernah salingkuh ka nini"

Nini : "Kutan jeung saha aki?"

Aki : "Eta jeung Si Edah tukang lotek tea,terus jeung Si Emeh anak Mang Sarkawi,malah jeung Si Icih oge nu dilebak ngalaman."

Nini : "Nya ari aki geus ngaku mah bari jeung ngarasa kaduhung teu nanaon ki dihampura,tapi nini oge sarua geus pernah salingkuh."

Aki : "Ari nini jeung saha?"

Nini : "Ari nini mah mun geus salingkuh teh sok neundeun kacang hejo dia toples"

Aki : "Toples nu di dapur nini?"

Nini : "Enya aki,nu dina toples mah sesana pan anu sakeler mah beak dibubur."

Aki : "????????!!!??"

29/05/2012

"BUDAK BOLOHO"

Si Encep budak kelas opat SD keur gundem catur jeung bapana.

Encep : "Pa, Encep enjing bade ulangan Matematika. Pami Encep kenging peunteun 10, bapa bade masihan naon ka Encep?"
Bapa : "Bapa bade masihan duit saratus rebu..!"
Encep : "Alim ah saratus rebu mah, sarebu wae nya, Pa?"
Bapa : "Naha, Cep?"
Encep : "Saratus rebu mah cape ngetangna.."

29/05/2012

'BUDAK BOLOHO"

Si Encep budak kelas opat SD keur gundem catur jeung bapana.

Encep : "Pa, Encep enjing bade ulangan Matematika. Pami Encep kenging peunteun 10, bapa bade masihan naon ka Encep?"
Bapa : "Bapa bade masihan duit saratus rebu..!"
Encep : "Alim ah saratus rebu mah, sarebu wae nya, Pa?"
Bapa : "Naha, Cep?"
Encep : "Saratus rebu mah cape ngetangna.."

29/05/2012

Di hiji poe jum'at saberes jum'atan, si ucok (orang batak nu karek pindah k bandung) ambek-ambekan da sendalna leungit,, si ucok nanya ka barudak nu keur nongkrong,,

Si Ucok: "Heh kau barudak,, ninggali sendal kuring teu??"
Barudak: "Sendal nu kumaha bang??"
Si Ucok: "Eta sendal nu karek meuli bieu isuk-isuk"
Barudak: "Wah teu apal bang"

Datang Pa Haji nu karek kaluar ti Mesjid, di tanya oge ku si ucok...

Si Ucok: "Pa Haji, sendal kuring leungit pa haji"
Pa Haji: "Pahili meureun bang"
Si Ucok: "Bah..! Siapa p**a eta pa hili?? Wah kudu di bantai ku kuring..!"
Pa Haji: "Eh si abang, Pahili teh Pagentos"
Si Ucok: "Bah..! Duaan jeung si Pa gentos??? Wah duanana ku kuring rek di bantai..!"
Pa Haji: "Aduh di bejaan teh teu ngarti-ngarti, pa haji uwih ahh...Assalamualaikum.."
Si Ucok: "Bah..! Rek kamana Pa Haji?? Sendal kuring kumaha ieu??"

17/12/2011

BAGI ORANG YANG S**A HEPPY"2x ...
MARI LAH BERGABUNG DENGAN KAMI ......

17/12/2011

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