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02/01/2025

Funny African Proverbs

When a man is stung by a bee, he does not destroy all beehives- Kenya Proverb

It is only a stupid cow that rejoices at the prospect of being taken to a beautiful abattoir - Zambian Proverb

No matter how far an eagle flies up the sky, it will definitely come down to look for food - Zimbabwe Proverb

An army of sheep led by a lion can defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - Ghanaian proverb

The a**s doesn't teach the mouth the sweetness of food - South-African Proverb

The man who marries a beautiful woman, and the farmer who grows corn by the roadside have the same problem- Ethiopian Proverb

A short man is not a boy- Nigerian Proverb

No matter how hot your anger is, it cannot cook yams- Nigerian Proverb

It requires a lot of carefulness to kill the fly that perches on the sc***um- Ghanaian Proverb

If the throat can grant passage to a knife, the a**s should wonder how to expel it -South-African Proverb

The frown on the face of the goat will not stop it from being taken to the market - Nigerian Proverb

An old lady feels uneasy when dry bones are mentioned in a proverb - Ghanaian Proverb

The same sun that melts the wax, hardens the clay - Nigerien Proverb

If you don't know where you are going, any road will take you there - Ugandan Proverb

There is no virgin in a maternity ward- Cameroonian Proverb

The madman, who throws a stone into a crowded market, forgets that his own mother could be hit by his madness. - Ugandan Proverb

A child can play with its mother's breasts, but not its father's testicles - Guinean Proverb

He who goes to sleep with an itching a**s wakes up with smelly fingers - Nigerian Proverb
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06/09/2024

If you stand for a reason you will always reason but if you stand to reason you will always remain standstill

05/09/2024

π——π—œπ—™π—™π—˜π—₯π—˜π—‘π—–π—˜π˜€ π—•π—˜π—§π—ͺπ—˜π—˜π—‘ 𝗔 π—ͺπ—œπ—™π—˜ 𝗔𝗑𝗗 𝗔 π—šπ—œπ—₯π—Ÿ 𝗙π—₯π—œπ—˜π—‘π——

1. Wife is like a TV, Girlfriend is like a MOBILE...

2. At home you watch TV, But when you go out you take your MOBILE...

3. No money, you sell the TV, Got money you change your MOBILE...

4. Sometimes you enjoy TV, But most of the time you play with your MOBILE.

5. TV is free for life, But for the MOBILE, if you don't pay, the services will be terminated...

6. TV is big, bulky and most of the time old, But the MOBILE is cute, slim, curvy and very portable...

7. Operational costs for TV is often acceptable, But for the MOBILE it is often high and demanding...

8. TV has a remote, MOBILE doesn't...

9. Most importantly, MOBILE is a two-way communication (you talk and listen), But with the TV you MUST only listen (whether you want to or not)...

Last but not least. TVs don't have viruses, But Mobiles often do...

>>> MEN CHOOSE WISELY

05/09/2024

Like a boss tenda wema pewa tako kwangu ni clean so buda fagia kwako nikuje ndogo ju utakula kushoto usitake kuona na ana maidadi version nilijam nika sample mali yako manze yako na mpango wako wa kando tunapikianga triosome tunakusengenya ni mr last guy manze yako ashanipenda mtoto wa nyumbani mtoto la home kenyan gold kanapenda ganji silinda ooh bad bitch kwa hii party vibe Iko top kwenye floor (njoka ana perform )Γ—2 pick poker...........

01/09/2024

Kivuli Cha kitambi hata kiwe kikubwa aje hakiwezi kukinga jua yatafakari hayo

27/08/2024

Heri maskini wa nguo kuliko maskini wa akili

27/08/2024

🚨 𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐖𝐄 π†πŽ! Manchester United sign Manuel Ugarte from Paris Saint-Germain πŸ”΄πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Ύ

Agreement completed with PSG for €50m initial fee, €10m add-ons also included for €60m total package.

Ugarte will travel to Manchester today for medical as Manuel only wanted United, United only wanted him.

Personal terms agreed in July as exclusively revealed, Manchester United sign their #1 target for the midfield.

π‘πšπ­πž 𝐭𝐑𝐒𝐬 𝐬𝐒𝐠𝐧𝐒𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝟏 𝐭𝐨 𝟏𝟎! ⚑️ follow mikemtakatifu

25/08/2024

Scott to Napoli is a done a deal

23/08/2024

Kati ya huyo dem wako na Chapo utakula nini uache nn

22/08/2024

Weekend predictions
Aston villa win
Manu win
Mancity win
Tottenham win
Barcelona win
Crystal palace gg
Southampton gg

20/08/2024

WHAT IS A " Kiss πŸ’‹ " ?
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In Maths :- " Kiss is the shortest distance between 2 Lips πŸ’‹πŸ›£πŸ’‹"
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In Biology :- " Kiss is just exchange of germs from one mouth to another πŸ˜·πŸ’‹"
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In Chemistry :- " Kiss is a process of testing the PH of the lips πŸ˜‹πŸ’‹ "
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In Physics :- " It's a process of charging a human body πŸ”₯β™¨πŸ’‹"
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In Computer :- " Kiss is a local area network in which 2 bodies are connected without a data cable πŸ‘¬πŸ₯°πŸ’‹"
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In Economics :- " Kiss is a process in which
Demand is higher than Supply πŸ€πŸ€žπŸ½πŸ’‹"
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In English:- "Kiss is a touch or caress with the lips πŸ’…πŸ’‹"
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In Agriculture :-"Kiss is a seed plant on our lips to grow emotion that lead to harvest πŸ‘ͺπŸŒ·πŸŒ±πŸ’‹"
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19/08/2024

πŸ“ΆTETESI ZA SOKA BARANI ULAYA LEO JUMA TATU YA 19.08.2024

πŸ”΄Wawakilishi wa mshambuliaji wa Brentford na England Ivan Toney wako kwenye mazungumzo na klabu ya Saudi Pro League Al-Ahli ili kumsajili mchezaji huyo mwenye umri wa miaka 28. (Teamtalks).

πŸ”΄Manchester United hawana nia ya kutaka kumnunua Toney. (Sky Germany).

πŸ”΄Manchester City wanataka meneja Pep Guardiola, 53, kuamua iwapo atasaini mkataba mpya na klabu hiyo kabla ya Krismasi. Mkataba wa sasa wa Mhispania huyo utaendelea hadi 2025. (Sky Sports)

πŸ”΄Nottingham Forest, Villarreal, Sevilla, na Valencia wanataka kumnunua beki wa Aston Villa na Uhispania Alex Moreno, 31. (Football Insider).

πŸ”΄Panathinaikos iko kwenye mazungumzo na Manchester United kuhusu mkataba wa kiungo wa kati wa Uruguay Facundo Pellistri, 22. (Athletic – Subscription Required).

πŸ”΄Atletico Madrid hawajapuuza uhamisho wa kiungo wa kati wa Valencia na Uhispania Javi Guerra mwenye umri wa miaka 21 huku mkataba wao wa kiungo wa kati wa Chelsea na Muingereza Conor Gallagher, 24, ukikwama. (Subscription Required)

πŸ”΄Liverpool itasubiri hadi dirisha la usajili la Januari kumsajili kiungo nyota baada ya hatua ya klabu hiyo kumnunua Mhispania Martin Zubimendi, 25, kutoka Real Sociedad kushindikana. (Football Insider).

πŸ”΄Fulham wameanzisha tena mazungumzo na Manchester United kuhusu usajili wa kiungo wa kati wa Scotland Scott McTominay, 27. (Sky Sports).

πŸ”΄Mkurugenzi wa michezo wa Napoli Giovanni Manna amekataa kufuta mpango wa kumnunua McTominay. (Manchester Evening News)

πŸ”΄Klabu hiyo ya Serie A pia imekubali mkataba wa kumsajili winga wa Brazil David Neres, 27 kutoka Benfica. (Fabrizio Romano).

πŸ”΄Las Palmas wamewasilisha ombi la kumnunua mshambuliaji wa Fulham raia wa Brazil Carlos Vinicius, 29, ambaye pia anasakwa na Corinthians. (Sky Sports).

πŸ”΄Crystal Palace wamefanikiwa katika kumsaka beki Mfaransa Maxence Lacroix, 24, kutoka Wolfsburg. (Sky Germany).

Dennis putin kenyatta βœ…βœ… follow mikemtakatifu

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