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One of our members in the Walala Hoii Association was Hospitalized After Sending his Wife Kshs. 50,000 Instead of Kshs. ...
22/05/2025

One of our members in the Walala Hoii Association was Hospitalized After Sending his Wife Kshs. 50,000 Instead of Kshs. 5,000. Our guy Mose who's based in Runyenjes fainted in broad daylight upon realizing he had accidentally sent his wife mangondoo extra.

Mose, a proud father of three and part-time philosopher at the local bar, had just sold the family cow for Kshs. 60,000 and decided to reward himself with a cold one at Kuivaa Lounge where he normally irrigates his throat as he tries to balance his poverty with reality. But things took a dark turn when his thumbs betrayed him in a moment of generosity.

Witnesses say Moses screamed "WANTAM", and collapsed after seeing the M-Pesa confirmation message. He was Rushed to a nearby hospital by sympathetic drinkmates. Mose later regained consciousness and explained the tragic backstory.

Our fellow mlala hoi explained that, last time he sent extra money to his wife, she cleared school fees, paid the rent, and even bought groceries, leaving him matako wazi with no money to irrigate his throat! Our guy complained that he was left sipping warm tap water for a week. He couldn't fathom going through that again!

Doctors say he’s in stable condition but still whispers “WANTAM” in his sleep. Ayaaam telling you my brother, akohoo will be the end of our Murimaa folks. We wish Mose a speedy recovery, may Yehova Wanyonyi remember him during this difficult time. K**a sisi walala hoi hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu!!

Kalahari Desert University of Science and Technology (K-DUST) has received a file that is not even declassified. Word ha...
26/03/2025

Kalahari Desert University of Science and Technology (K-DUST) has received a file that is not even declassified. Word has it that Nakuru Governor Susan Kihika never went to the US to give birth. She is critically ill and is on a tight time frame. She's actually fighting for her dear life there in the yuwees, treating an undisclosed chronic disease. A close relative has come forward to deny claims that the lady was pregnant. Nobody in the county including her colleague saw her pregnant, and even the senator himself has come out to say he doesn’t buy that story. Anyway, here in Kalahari Institution, we wish her a quick recovery but if she embezzled public funds, may the recovery be prolonged sending her to sayuni taireect. K**a kawa, sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.

After the govt announced that they would buy Ngano from the farmers & the price of maize shooting up abruptly, men who a...
21/03/2025

After the govt announced that they would buy Ngano from the farmers & the price of maize shooting up abruptly, men who are involved in value addition at night are reporting that in Eldoret town, Indian cuisine is now available. The Indian food that faces the earth is readily available, hawked around Eastleigh area.

The kumkum bagya battalion have for long eaten our women eat kisumoo without returning the favor. It's now our time to revenge. I must go there to do a research for my students in our great Institution K-DUST: Is it kienyeji indian or Njeri after applying tumeric with weaves?

Ayaaam hearing those who want to supply electricity via the output area are being charged 2k per choot & those who want to access the Olkaria-1 site via Kilgoris lane will have to part ways with 1 sausand per choot.

Eloi, things are difficult in this country owada, who would've thought that the red dotted damsels from Punjab while one day hawk sianda along the streets of Kapseret. Either way, farmers must hear good yawa, lasimaaa kurudishia mwili shukrani. Anyway sisi k**a walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu!!

21/03/2025

GENTLEMEN: There's a lady I saw here saying that she can't date a man who doesn't give her money. We have no control over her standard, so we leave such women for Simps. However, as a real man, before you marry any woman, take your time and pipe her for one full year straight, ensure compatibility including piping so that you don't end up with oversized Kilgoris my brother.

A serious relationship should start after you pipe her 10 times without mercy on both the Kilgoris and even try to access the Dunga unuse area just to assess if there's any damage around that area also bcoz earth is hard.

Before buying a shoe, we all test it to ensure it's compatible with our leg, before buying a cloth we ensure it's not oversize so why do you want to set up yourself to be scammed with a dangerously destroyed Kilgoris? Something that's probably overstretched and vandalized.

Some women are wicked, they will bring a Kilgoris that the cl****is has been torn and spread out like a catapult, kinesh has lost its original shape and alignment due to excessive frictions and pipings.

Be wise my brother, also the women should be fair to themselves and to innocent men, if you're not willing to open it then close it and shift one side, except if she's a virgin and you have confirmed it scientifically/medically otherwise don't ever take her serious; you're not her first and she wants you to be her last, why my brother? Why you?

She has Ben moving around searching for men who have money to satisfy her needs. That's why they shamelessly say they can't date broke men. Gentlemen, be wise; stop letting yourselves be used and know when to cut your losses.

Fail to adhere to this very gospel you will gnash your teeth at the end because there has never been a happy ending for any simp anywhere in the world. Either way, Kalahari Desert University of Science & Technology (K-DUST) is always ready to receive you with open arms.

Tumsifu Yesu Kristo!!

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