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13/01/2026

*UNZA Dictionary

Monk - a male Unza student
Moma - A female Unza student
Monk Sauce - Kapenta or any fast foods monks prepare.
UNZA P***y - cats that move round at UNZA
Landie- The term squatees use to refer to the owner of the Level(room)
Moma Sauce - Eggs
Level - A room at UNZA
Roomie - A room mate
Ma Fifi - A fifth year student
Ma Fosa - A fourth year student
Ma Sadi - A third year student
Ma Tusa - A second year student
Shootist - refers to an individual characterized as being of unruly (mainly mockery and insulting)
Chuwi - post graduate student
Squatee - A student not accommodated who is sometimes charged a fee to stay with entrants accommodated.
UNZA Dizzy - a student that drinks too much
UNZA funeral - Funeral ceremony for an aborted foetus.
Ma Sixa - Sixth year student
UNZA Opener - A W***e (loose) female student.
Mojo - A male student with girlfriends on campus
Puritan - a male or female student with nothing or little to do with the opposite s*x ( usually on self scholarship and too busy with books)
Lovers lane - a lane where mojos and UNZA open walk through in the evening on their way to fornicate
Viva - A massive demonstration
Abash - Used to express disenchantment against something
Data - Material for assignments or exams and tests
Abash a lecture - to miss a lecture voluntarily
Diving - strategically visiting your friends during meal time to chance a meal
B.C. - meal allowances given by the Bursaries Committee
Exile - Used in reference to ones temporal exclusion from one's room because the roommate is entertaining a guest of the opposite s*x
UNZA Kiss - a funny corner where you can accidentally kiss the person coming from the opposite direction
Gold Rush - The common trend by returning students to pounce on new female students
Chargie - A student that gets good grades
Gulf - The law lectures theatres left open at night commonly used by NS students
Gunning - Studying in the last minuteSoft studentsImport - A male or female brought on campus by an Unza student for s*xual activity
Data boy - A boy used who is used by momas to load them with data
Crooks - previous years lab works used for malpractice
Jobbies - One who studies too much! (most of whom don't do according to expectations)
VC - Vice Chancellor
Wawa - The act of entertaining D-pluses

You can add your own

13/01/2026

UNZA DICTIONARY 2026 UPDATES:

UNZA AUNTY -- clean our halls and surroundings. It doesn’t matter if your mother is the First Lady
UNZA AUNTY is your mother now. Show respect! If she says washen ni K50, ni K55 to you. And please, stop sweeping dirt to the door, use a dustpan mu bin. Teku Luwingu kuno.

UNZA VEGGIE – The women selling fresh vegetables door-to-door. They sell food, but they are not the food. Behave.

UNZA BROWN – UNZA’s secret service but only when they are looking for you. Otherwise, useless.
UNZA RAPID – Like UNZA Brown, but you can smell the Kachasu. Bribe or suffer, especially at ID checks and Kaliz Gate.

UNZA DIZZY – Part-time students, full-time drunkards. Ever-drunk, especially during elections. Want to win? Buy them beer, and they'll sing for you until they sound like Y-Celeb with TB.

LEVEL – Your room
UKU SHUTA – Cheating in an exam. But baku gwila chabe… it's up to you.

UKU GUNNER – Cramming like your life depends on it.

UNZA DIVER – The uninvited guest who appears only when food is ready. Specializes in sniffing out cooked Nshima.

UKU ZEROWA – Studying all night. Results? Zero.

MFUTI – Foreign material in an exam room. Handle with extreme caution.

FORMATION – A highly organized cheating squad. You can't stop them, only admire their strategy.

SENATE – The powerful elders of UNZA. They decide whether you stay or go. Fear them.

TOURIST – A first-year who fails. Extra tragic if they had a bursary. BC bapoka? Shattered dreams muntu wanga.

BENG – School of Engineering. Where showers are a myth. School of Mines included.

HUMANITIES – The biggest school. Home base yaba ekse.

ED – A school for the brave. Poor students just desperate for an UNZA degree.

LAW/NS/VET/GSB/AGR – The other guys. No one really talks about them

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