23/07/2026
💕 New UNSW Love Letter #47682 💕
To the authors of Love Letters #47678 and #47679,
You guys know handsome tutor Chris
I know the real Chris.
No offence to the previous love letters, but I fear your conclusions suffer from severe sampling bias. My admiration has been rigorously tested across multiple settings.
One term of ACTL1101? Respectfully, that's a pilot study.
I've been collecting observational data for nearly three years, ever since Chris was just a little first-year wandering around campus. From society events like ACYA to chance encounters, the longitudinal study has been remarkably consistent.
I still remember one of the first times I met Chris at an ACYA event. While everyone else was busy trying to make the best impression, Chris was the guy quietly making sure everyone felt included, introducing himself to new people and somehow remembering names by the end of the night. At the time, I thought, "This guy is either unusually organised or secretly running a social experiment." Turns out, it was just Chris being Chris.
So while you may know Tutor Chris, I had the privilege of witnessing the prequel. The character development has been incredible.
For those interested in conducting your own independent research, the next observation session will be held at the ACYA Sago and Cards event next Wednesday during Week 8, from 6:30 to 7:30 PM at Mathews 214.
And yes Chris will be there.
Bring your questions, collect your own data, and see if your conclusions can match the findings of this three-year longitudinal study.
Sincerely,
A long-term observer whose confidence interval has only narrowed with time
- Your realest admirer
