04/07/2022
I think I have this right, but I am not certain.
When we were boys, we didn’t go anywhere without our pocket knife. Here is a game we played with a pocketknife. I think I
have the steps correct. Do you remember?
“‘Klunks’ is out!”
“So is ‘Forgets’!”
Many a game of “Knives” started this way. The best knife for this one was one with a cylindrical blade. This made for easy
sticking into the ground, which is the object of the game. Good balance was a must, too.
“Klunks” happened when you hit a rock trying to stick your knife into the ground and it bounced out. Tough, because Klunks is
out and you lost your turn. “Forgets” was when you forgot how far along you were when you missed, so you lost your turn if
someone remembered and you didn’t.
First you find a nice, flat, grassy area about a meter square. Two or more can play. It’s great fun solitaire, too. The object is to
be first to get through some 9 steps in succession. Should you get klunks or forgets or miss your shot, you lose your turn. At
your next turn, don’t forget to start where you left off or it’s forgets, and forgets is out.
Now, you begin. You continue your turn as long as you keep sticking your knife into the ground. As long as your blade tip is in
the ground such that you can slide your fingers between the knife and the ground, it is legal. If your fingers don’t fit, it’s not
stuck in, and you lose your turn. Here are the steps. They’re not as hard or as easy as they seem. All steps are done from
your knees. Sorry about the grass stains!
1. Dig ins. Hold your knife-handle between your four fingers and your thumb.. Three times you must dig the blade into the
ground. Do it thrice more with your other hand.
2. Flips. Hold the blade by the tip. Throw it so that it flips end over end and digs in. Do it again with your other hand.
3. Fists. Lay the knife on the palm side of a fist, blade on the thumb side. Throw the knife so it digs into the ground. Do it again
with the other hand.
4. Palms. Lay the knife on the palm of the hand, blade towards the fingertips. Flip the knife up so it comes down blade first to
dig into the ground. Do it again with the other hand.
5. Backs. Do the same thing as palms, except with the backs of your hands.
6. Knees. Kneel on one leg with the other knee up. Place the knife-tip on your knee, your index finger on the top of the handle,
your other index finger in front of the blade on your knee to trip the knife. Flip the knife
forward to dig in. Do it again with the other knee.
7. Elbows. Put one hand behind your head so that your elbow points forward. Place
the blade-tip on your elbow, your index finger on the top of the handle. Flip the knife
forward to dig in. Do it again with the other elbow.
8. Ears. Grasp your right ear with your left hand. Holding the blade-tip with your right
hand, bring your right hand under your left arm so that the knife is beside your left ear.
Flip the knife forward to dig in. You guessed it, do it again with your left hand.
9. Overhead. Turn around so you are facing away. Flip the knife over your head so it
digs in. You win.
Did I mention to be careful? Funny, but we all had pocketknives. I don’t remember any
accidents during a game of Knives, but I’m sure there must have been one or two.Too
bad children today aren’t trusted enough.