16/10/2026
MA TV Fiction Writing graduate Eden McIntyre's debut play, “JACK VETTRIANO CAN'T PAINT!” is the first official biography of Scottish artist Jack Vettriano.
The play explores the extraordinary story of the artist who created some of the UK’s best-selling paintings, despite constant dismissal from critics and the art world.
Eden, a freelance writer, pitched the idea directly to the Festival Theatre’s Artistic Director, Alan Cu***ng.
“I just randomly sent Alan the script, and he loved it.
"I got the train up to Pitlochry, he bought me a soup and then commissioned the play."
Eden's fascination with Vettriano began with seeing his work hanging on the walls of his Granny's house in Clydebank, where she treated her collection of prints like she was curating an art gallery.
"Jack Vettriano’s paintings have been everywhere. They’ve been in TV shows, in the background of a Fratelli's music video, and celebrities owned them. They coveted them. Robbie Coltrane and Sir Alex Ferguson CBE have them too. Everybody loved him. But there was so much pushback. There was so much bad press."
Eden has self-produced short plays, radio shows, and staged readings. He is a BBC Scottish Voice and has won awards for his scriptwriting. He started writing the play while a student on GCU’s MA TV Fiction Writing course in 2020.
“I love telling people that I’m an MA TV grad.”
“You're all learning together and feeding from each other, bouncing off each other. That was wonderful. That's absolutely the best thing about MA TV. What we managed to achieve through networking events, BBC connections, agents coming in - it felt real again. It felt like you were actually connecting and creating something bigger than a script.
"I hope that me getting this announcement inspires some other people who might think it's the wrong time to go into the arts to just put their work out there and send random emails to celebrities on a Tuesday afternoon.”
Eden’s play, “JACK VETTRIANO CAN'T PAINT!” will premiere at Pitlochry Festival Theatre in Summer 2027, 16 July – 7 August.