18/09/2026
guys i promise i didn’t write this one
Eitan Loo is a very busy man. Don’t be fooled by his aurafarming mannerisms because he is down to squeal about any of his latest fixations. Apart from his full calendar, he deals with, on the daily, speculations and rebuttals about his sexual orientation, navigating the tough world of love, the latest hot new thing in musical theatre, and starting every prep with “wait trust me bro i think this happened back home.” It is unclear how many things are going on in that head, but he seems to deliver bomb social media posts either way, so he must be doing well for himself. He is the chancellor, the dictator, the almighty, the supreme leader, the chairman, but remember to send a little love his way.
Can’t not have a Malaysian on committee, it’s Eitan Loo!!! (810)