01/04/2026
Time to clear up some rumoursā¦
After careful consideration, the committee has made the difficult decision to ban snowboarders from the December ski trip.
Unfortunately the evidence against them has become overwhelming, including but not limited to:
ā¢ sitting down in the middle of every run like itās a public bench
ā¢ strapping in for so long the rest of the group has time for a beer peche
ā¢ scraping every bit of fresh powder off the slope in one aggressive heel-side turn
ā¢ disappearing for āone quick park lapā and not being seen again until aprĆØs
ā¢ claiming skiing is āeasierā while blocking the chairlift exit
ā¢ spending more time lying on the mountain than actually riding it
As a result of this new policy, our VP ._.kelly_ and Treasurer .davies946 will unfortunately be removed from committee with immediate effect.
We thank them for their service and wish them the best in their futureā¦ horizontal mountain activities.
Hereās to happier, safer mountains, welcome Trent Ski! ā·ļø
