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30/10/2024

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Simon Callow's fascinating and wonderful tribute to Maggie Smith in The Times - On the joy and agony of working with Mag...
29/09/2024

Simon Callow's fascinating and wonderful tribute to Maggie Smith in The Times -

On the joy and agony of working with Maggie Smith

I was filming in Paris when the news of Maggie Smith’s death came through, and a number of actors, American and French, came up to console me. They knew nothing of any personal relationship I might have with her, they simply knew that the British acting profession had lost one of its absolute greats and that I, as a British actor, would be feeling bereft and diminished.

They knew that a huge figure who celebrated and embodied the power and possibility of acting had departed the scene.

She was a joy to act with. When we started working on A Room with a View, I think she rather took against me: too loud, too opinionated — guilty on both counts. But when we first had a scene together, everything changed. We clicked completely. One day I stumbled and uttered an expletive. She roared with laughter. “Oh,” she said. “So you are human.”

Seeing the film the other day, I was reminded of what a heartbreaking performance she gives. As in so very many of her performances, especially the most comic ones, she finds a moment in which to reveal the character’s inner life. In Room with a View, she tells Judi Dench’s Miss Lavish about an affair she never had. Tears spring instantly to the eyes. In an interview in the late 1960s, she said of herself: “Underneath, one’s just falling to pieces.”

Her scope was enormous. Now somewhat eclipsed by her late-career gargoyles in Downton Abbey and the Harry Potter films, her stage work was astoundingly varied. From her early days in rep, to West End and Broadway success. Her heroic final performance — at the age of 85 — was in a one-person play by Christopher Hampton.

Her physical gifts were prodigious. Physically slender and lithe, with etched cheekbones and enormous eyes, she had from the beginning an exceptionally expressive and highly original voice. Starting out at the age of 16, shyly and deeply lacking in confidence, she rapidly became an absolute mistress of her craft.

She attributed a great deal of her success to the Carry On star Kenneth Williams, a ruthless comic technician, with whom she worked in plays and revues. From him she learnt, she said, “clarity and speed; incredible deftness within a line; speaking very clearly and knowing where you are; knowing the words and being able to play with them and make them do what you want them to do”.

Her appetite for furthering her craft was insatiable. While she was playing — supremely well — Hedda Gabler at the National Theatre, she attended every single matinee of Alastair Sim’s great comic performance in The Magistrate, constantly trying to fathom out what it was he was doing, how he created comedy out of the simplest means. Technique hypnotised her.

When I was directing her in Jean Cocteau’s play The Infernal Machine in the mid-Eighties, I would sometimes come across her sitting in an empty room chanting the old diction exercise “red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry”. Things were not going so well at the time.

No doubt she was regretting having been inveigled into appearing in this hallucinatory version of the Oedipus story by someone who had only ever directed one play before — a solo show in a basement in Chalk Farm.

But it wasn’t only that that the tongue-twister was assuaging. It was her own almost hallucinatory mental processes. Over one of the meals during which I wooed her, she told me, quite casually, that during one of her pregnancies she had been haunted by the fear that her child would have three heads.

It seemed to me that this was a clue to her acting: its extraordinary vividness was a product of her startlingly intense imagination. In Cocteau’s play she needed that imaginative engagement: she had to present four aspects of Jocasta. It needed an actor who could encompass visions.

The problems with the production were legion. The despair emanating from Maggie became infectious; the company lost all faith in the play and the production. She fell ill for a week. In her absence, the production rallied somewhat — so much so that the actor playing Oedipus, in his renewed enthusiasm, fell off the back of the set and broke his arm.

Informed of this on her sick bed, Maggie, whose wit never entirely deserted her, croaked: “Well, that’s one less wrist to be slapped.”

She came back in time to find the first three previews cancelled for technical reasons. The long-awaited dress rehearsal was abandoned when the paint and dry ice interacted badly and an actor nearly slid to his death. This was our one and only preview. I told the actors I would understand if they refused to go on. Maggie said: “We might as well do the f**king thing.”

Half an hour before the curtain was due to go up, I went to her dressing room. “Why should I carry the can for this pile of sh*t?” she inquired, staring at me through the dressing room mirror.

The curtain went up, Maggie played the first two acts with some brio. She felt she was saving the show. The audience responded warmly. She calmed down. The set worked; the light worked; all the special effects worked; the play worked. I raced round to her dressing room and said: “Pas mal.”

“Pas mal,” she said, looking me in the eyes for the first time for some weeks.

In the last two acts she had regained her trust in the show and performed with astonishing dreamlike intensity. The crowd roared. She and I exchanged a few brief words in the general elation at the end.

The following day, a Sunday, she left a message on my answer machine: “Simon, darling, this is Mags. I just want to apologise for playing the first two acts last night the way I’ve spent the last 25 years trying to avoid. I’ll be better next week, I promise.”

She was more than better: she was sublime, sublimely moving and supremely funny. A year or so afterwards, at a party at the Oliviers, she asked my forgiveness: “The dreadful things one says. Awful. It’s just fear. I’m so sorry. Please forgive me. I mean it.”

We nearly worked together again. Ismail Merchant, the producer of A Room with a View, wanted me to direct her in a film of Lettice and Lovage for which he had acquired the rights. Who, we wondered, should play Lotte Schoen? “Whoopee Goldberg,” she said without a moment’s hesitation. An inspired idea, but somehow the rights slipped away.

She was a ravenous reader, but rarely spoke about what she read. Once I found myself on a plane sitting across the aisle from her and her husband, Beverley [Cross]. She told me they’d brought with them the first volume of my rather hefty newly published biography of Orson Welles. “We’ve checked it in as excess baggage,” she said.

She was a very witty woman as well as an exceptionally well-read one. Her confidence to speak her opinions was never strong. Instead, she made jokes. Wonderful ones.

Making the film Tea with Mussolini for Franco Zeffirelli, there was some question of doctrine. Here they were in Rome, why not ask the Pope? But how does one get in touch with the Pope? “Fax vobiscum,” drawled Maggie.

A while ago I was trying to coax her into a memorial event for an old colleague. She hadn’t the heart for it, she said — what was I doing? “Another one-man show,” I said. “Quite right, darling. Very sensible. None of that kicking the other actors out of the way.”

The last time I saw her, a year ago, she had turned up unexpectedly at a party. She looked great, though the eyes that had troubled her for so many years seemed inflamed. I said she looked wonderful. A disbelieving grunt from her. “What are you up to?” I asked. “I live,” she said, “like an anchorite.”

I believe she would have been genuinely shocked by the outpouring of love and admiration that has greeted her death.

A soft cacophony drifted down from the pines, like greenfinch calls, yet not: a metallic flight-note of ‘jip-jip-jip’, f...
27/09/2024

A soft cacophony drifted down from the pines, like greenfinch calls, yet not: a metallic flight-note of ‘jip-jip-jip’, flitting about high in the branches. We peered upward but the birds were entirely invisible. With a subtle thud, a pinecone landed in a duvet of needles and moss nearby. Then another. It could only be crossbills. Feeding on tiny pine seeds in the dense conifer plantation at Bellever, close to the deep centre of Dartmoor. We’d decided to go for a walk up to Bellever Tor, in-spite of the damp September weather. Mist swaddled the darkness between the trees and the peaty East Dart syruped beside us, down toward her sister river, the West Dart, and the tangled oak rainforest of Dartmeet.

Our ears felt strangely muffled, sensing just cool air and moss, everything quieted by the plantation pines. Not that there is much sound in this part of the moor. Only the subtle movement of wind on ferns, and our damp footfall on the path. Moss on every tree trunk, gulley and boulder created its own deep, green silence. And yet, from the crowns of the trees above, the invisible flock of awkwardly-billed birds was leaving evidence; sporadic thuds, as stripped pinecones were dropped from above. I have never managed to actually see crossbills, even when their presence is obvious from the high chirping contact calls in the concealing canopy. The male crossbill has a gorgeous, warm, rusty-crimson hue and the females are quite different; bright yellowy-green, and both have deep chocolate-brown wings. These birds are uniquely specialised to conifers, and the tips of their bills - that seem overgrown and in need of a trim – are finely tuned and adapted - a recurving beak perfect for snipping off cones. They adeptly force apart unopened cones to strip them of their seeds, using the powerful muscles of their large head, they work the cones, moving sideways, parrot-like, along the branches. The birds’ reliance on their specialist pinecone diet sometimes causes mass invasions from Scandinavia: these are known as ‘irruptions’ and occur when, triggered by a failure in the supply of pine, larch and spruce cones, birds have to move en masse, arriving in the UK in large flocks.

We pressed on into the open moorland where a weave of rich purple flowering heather and bright yellow gorse leads to the granite tors. Low-slung bilberry bushes had given up their last, their leaves just starting to turn crimson. The mist cleared enough for us to see the beginnings of a sparse, open forest, a scattering of dwarf rowan trees clinging amongst the slopes of granite and heather. Each small tree was glistening with a magical glow - fronds of crimson-orange berries the colour of warmth: of a robin’s red breast, or hot tomato soup, or somewhere between the joyful red of terracotta tiles, velvet sofas or the shine on those old Massey Fergusson tractors in the days when farm tractors were fun - and still something you could understand. A store of energy for autumn, the rowan's folk significance at a time when you're mourning the departing sunlight, helps you to take heart. A protective tree for our ancestors, who saw it as a barrier to spells and enchantment, the rowan was also known by such lovely names as as quickbeam, wicken and witchwood. The druids used the berries to dye their robes black for lunar celebrations. The glories of the berry fronds matched the marvel of the rising harvest moon later that day. A dazzling orange face gazing over the contours of the moor, it took our breath away.

More wonder waited for us in a valley on the way back; larger, more gnarly Tree Beards, towering and worthy of Tolkien’s enchanted world. These more sheltered rowans were drenched and smeared in moss and adorned with long, dangling tassels of fur - it was the silvery beard-like lichen Usnea articulata. This species of lichen is also known as string-of-sausages. The misty clothing was copious as a mussed-up jumble sale. Fur coats and shawls, tattered rugs and old-ladies' wraps, evidence of a not-so-lost rainforest, still here, still thriving in this pocket of the moor, and a-twinkle with a hopeful microclimate of droplets. Among the bristling ferns and rumples of moss and leaves, it was fairy-like, more shades of green than you ever thought possible.

I was sad to hear of the death of the great Irish novelist Edna O'Brien this week. She was 93. When I was coming of age ...
31/07/2024

I was sad to hear of the death of the great Irish novelist Edna O'Brien this week. She was 93. When I was coming of age my mum gave me her iconoclastic The Country Girls trilogy - or I must have found them on her shelves - and devoured each one.. Nice write up in the New Statesman about her contribution to Irish Literature and what it means.. but for me just a wonderful role model and beautiful writer.

Great Irish literature is defined by dissent. So why do so many writers uphold the status quo?

Lovely time NOT seeing the aurora in my Times nature notebook this week: The enviable images of friends silhouetted agai...
22/05/2024

Lovely time NOT seeing the aurora in my Times nature notebook this week:

The enviable images of friends silhouetted against the shimmering aurora sent us belatedly searching the night sky of Dartmoor. We threw tent, sleeping bags and the dog into the car and pitched in a vaguely level spot beside the river Dart. Positioning our camping chairs with clear views of the sky and lulled by the summer water we tipped our heads skyward. A green woodpecker yaffled at our presence, probably because we had placed our accommodation exactly over its own private ant-lawn. Green woodpeckers probe the ground for invertebrates and larvae, taking mainly the unending supply of ants that scurry to-and-fro all summer. Commonly known as the nicker-pecker, weather-cock or rain-bird, this the largest of our woodpecker species was once believed to summon rain. No rain, but the river washed our ears with its gentle tumble, and my eyes might have closed or a moment. When I opened them, the river had begun to glisten with a rising moon, and one or two wobbling stars. The swallows had dipped back into their nests in the nearby barn. No heavenly colours came, but as the light faded our other senses attuned: to the scents of woodsmoke, honeysuckle, and moss. Our eyes stretched into the dark dome to catch any hint of shimmers from the north. Only an owl, who hooted from the bushy contours of the trees, the sky dark as the deep centre of a bluebell. Everything laden with night-dew, we retired to our camp beds, soothed by the ceaseless swoosh of the river. No aurora this time, but did it matter? All the natural world had entered us. Through the eyes and nose and ears; through the hands and fingers. In our chests, we felt a strange sense of wholeness, as if we were for once complete. In the morning, wakened by peel upon peel of tinkling bells that turned out to be many charms of goldfinches, I stepped out into the wet moss. The sickly-sweet odour of fox rose from the ground. I was barefoot. Through my soles I felt what the fox feels beneath its own paws: a silky-cool, wet carpet. The tent was covered in a scattering of lime-green sycamore flowers. They seemed to have all fallen at once like a spray of confetti. Heading to the riverbank to sit in the sun’s early rays I found an oak stump where somebody had kindly nailed a seat. I’d watch for an otter or two, or a deer, or whatever would choose to pass. I planted my feet in the moss and watched the play of light on leaves and water. The warmth fell on my forehead and face and the goldfinches flurried by again. So many of them, that bouncy trilling flying along with them. Had they already fledged a first brood? Do there seem to be more goldfinches this year, or are they just louder, more boisterous? I’ve asked around and people have agreed: it’s not scientific, but seems to be a good year for the goldfinches. Heartening in these difficult times for wildlife.

Hidden amongst a bankside meadow of flowering hemlock water dropwort (poisonous), bluebells, buttercups and ferns, if an otter had passed, neither of us would have known. The river was lithe and glass-smooth as a mustelid pelt. A mallard couple bustled past closely followed by four new ducklings. Buoyant in their speckled little down lifejackets, they were paddling hard in the current. A friend joined me and we swam in the thrill-cold water, dried off, ate warm pasties, and dozed. An orange tip butterfly passed. A baritone hum caught my attention— a yellow and brown hornet darting in and out of the leaves of a sycamore. Bees fed on purple clover. A turquoise-blue damselfly landed on my friend’s fingertip. Here were all the colours we had desired from the sky but earthly, instead of from the heavens.

Meanwhile, white, billowy clouds built up and rumbled like juggernauts; more sycamore flowers rained down on us, peppering the water with pollen-film. A family joined us, and spoken to in French their bare toddler unselfconsciously peed his own golden stream into the river. Back at the washrooms in the farm, a blue wing flashed past, and through the small aperture of an eye-level window I saw a mother swallow sitting, two feet away, brooding her nest of eggs. Close enough to see the blood-bright throat patch under her chin, her beady eye, and the satiny blue back, I moved on, so as not to disturb her. Above, the twittering of the swallow’s family made the whole sky dance and my heart ready to shatter: just as the poet Rilke thought: ‘a bird’s song can for a moment make a whole sky within us.’



Miriam Darlington’s book Otter Country was published this Spring in the US

Come and join me and Guardian environment writer Patrick Barkham in a beautiful corner of England for a residential natu...
09/05/2024

Come and join me and Guardian environment writer Patrick Barkham in a beautiful corner of England for a residential nature writing week July 15.. Hurry: places filling fast!

How can we create enticing stories about our interaction with wild nature in an era that is rife with anxiety? What is nature writing anyway? Why (and how) does it so often braid the self and the subject? This writing week will be led by Miriam Darlington and Patrick Barkham, both award-winning writ...

Sometimes you realise nature simply keeps you alive:
02/04/2024

Sometimes you realise nature simply keeps you alive:

WHEN AN OTTER DIES, it disappears into earth or river, leaving no obvious sign. Even with the attention given to the otter, with meticulous improvements

Joan Didion, the goddess of creative nonfiction, in a new selection of her essays! Read out BBC Radio 4 (catchup on BBC ...
09/02/2023

Joan Didion, the goddess of creative nonfiction, in a new selection of her essays! Read out BBC Radio 4 (catchup on BBC Sounds) 15 minutes of fascinating ideas and quirky wisdom; enter her world here - so inspiring for writing CNF..

Joan Didion explains the reason why she writes.

Lovely article in The Guardian raising the relationship between writers, gender fluidity and the sea!
07/02/2023

Lovely article in The Guardian raising the relationship between writers, gender fluidity and the sea!

A host of LGBTQ+ authors are finding parallels with mermaids, tropical fish and other creatures of the deep as a way to make sense of their own lives

A great 'listicle' article - this is a fun format for researching and sharing a topic.. In this case poems to boost your...
01/12/2022

A great 'listicle' article - this is a fun format for researching and sharing a topic.. In this case poems to boost your mood from The Guardian. It seemed appropriate as this is December 1st and the consumerist period is darkly looming, the season is tipping into cold.. and poems are better for us all than consumerism:

Humour, beauty, solace ... the right poem can bring a ray of sunshine. Andrew Motion, Kayo Chingonyi, Tishani Doshi and other poets recommend the verses that lift their spirits

“Don’t try to figure out what other people want to hear from you; figure out what you have to say. It’s the one and only...
06/10/2022

“Don’t try to figure out what other people want to hear from you; figure out what you have to say. It’s the one and only thing you have to offer.”
―Barbara Kingsolver

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