Kmine kya dekh rha h,bhabhi h teri :p :p

14/08/2020

Invertis University congratulates Er. Suhail Javed Quraishi from Department of Computer Science & Engineering for being appointed as the Coordinator of IIRS-ISRO Outreach Centre at Invertis University. Indian Institute of Remote Sensing (IIRS) under Indian Space Research Organisation (ISRO), Department of Space, Government of India is a premier Training, Educational and Research Institute established for developing trained professionals in the field of Remote Sensing, Geoinformatics and GNSS technology for Natural Resources, Environmental and Disaster Management. IIRS Outreach Programme focusses on strengthening the Academia and User Segments in Space & its using Online Learning Platforms. The learning is made available through interactive 2D and 3D Animations, Audio, Video for practical demonstrations, software operations with free data applications. The learning methods are implemented to make it more interactive and learner centric application with practical examples of real world problems. These programme will be beneficial for everyone to enhance their skills for their professional career. Wish all the best for having a great learning to all Aspirants.

28/02/2019

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27/05/2014

jo iis page ko like nai kr rha

27/05/2014

27/05/2014

1admi ka mobile toilet me gir
gya.
Tabhi toilet devi prakat hui or
golden color ka mobile usey
diya
He knows that story,;-) Man: "Nahi devi mera
mobile
sone ka nhi tha
Devi:" abe gadhe, dho le isey.. xD vikrant:);)

02/05/2014

Realy need ur opinion wt is better luv or frndship?? :( casanova

29/04/2014

Must read Mjhe aaj tk pta nai chala dil kab bolta h n dimag kb sab blte h dil ki suno but pta kse chalega ..... Casanova :)

12/04/2014

gud mrng guys

12/04/2014

1 din santa k hotel me aag lg gai,santa ne fire brigd ko bulaya or bola tm logo ko upar se feko m catch krunga , fire brigd walo ne phele ek ldka ,ldki feki ,santa ne catch kr lia ,fir unhne gayle ko feka santa bola sale jale huye kyu fek rha

casanova

11/04/2014

Girfriend And Boyfriend On
Phone
Boy : Hey Aaj Kya Khana Khaya ?
Girl : Tumhe Bas Yehi Batain Karni
Aati Hain
Boy : Oh Oh Ok Ye Batao ?
How Should Central Bank Fight
These Inflationary Trends With
Minimum
Intervention
In The Money Markets ?
Girl : Hmmmm? .
Daal Chawal Khaye Hai !!!

09/04/2014

Girlfriend to me
Gf: jaanu aajkal na tumhe meri yaad hi
nahi aati
my ans:
Jabse fb pe admin bana hun raat ko khaayi hui
sabji yaad nahi aati
tumhari kya khak yaad aayegi
Kameeno tumhe Entertain karne k liye din raat
mehnat karte hai hum, free ka 1 Like to kiya karo :p :p

09/04/2014

Kamjor Dil wale na Padhe !!
Ye kahani Kal rat mere dost ke sath ghati ek
satya ghatna pe adharit hai
Mera ek Dost (Rohan)hai Thoda Bhoot Pret ki jyada bate
Krta
hai , kal rat uske sath badi ajeeb ghatanaye ghati .
kal hum log uske ghar party kar rahe the .
der raat hone ki wajah se , main or mere do dost uske
ghar
hi ruk gye ,
hum charo do alag alag room me sone gye iske aadhe
ghante
baad Rohan apne room se bahar aaya or bola usne
khidki se
kisi ko bhagte hue dekha . or payal ki aawaj bhi suni .
uske
sath vicky soya tha usne bola maine to nhi dekha kisi
ko .
hamne ghar check kia ghar me hum 4 ke alawa koi nhi
tha
hamne use bola sale tujhe beham hua hai ja so ja .
hum sab fir sone chale gye . uske baad fir thodi der me
use payal ki aawaj sunai di or kamre me khatpat ki
awaje
bhi suni usne vikcy se bola dekha aawaje aa rhi hai ,
par vicky ko to kuch sunai hi nhi de rha tha ..
rat ke 3 baj gaye , uske ye sab drame dekhkar
vicky ne bola bhoot se jyada mujhe tujhse darr lag rha
hai
or wo niche aa gya sone .. ab rohan akela tha
or fir jo hua wo ajeeb hi nhi hosh udane wala sach tha ..
uske room me hi rakhe landline se uske mobile pe call
aai
jabki uske room me sirf wo akela tha .. wo darr gya
usne apne kapte hue hatho se phone Uthaya .....
phone uthane par
usne jo suna wo sunke uske hosh hi ud gye .
Phone ke doosri or se awaj aai >>>>>>>
"saale bhutiya ban gya chutiya"
"hamne teri phone ki line niche se kaat ke jodi hai "
"Dobara bhoot ki baat ki to aisa plan banayenge _
ki Dobara sona bhi pasand nhi karega "