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25/09/2013

Can anyone explain that how boys' heart are different from girls' heart

30/08/2013

Visited an engineering page and found
this post :- Ye Desh Commerce Ke Student
Chalate Hai,
Engineer Nahi...
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Agar Engineer Chalate To 69$ Ke
Barabar 1 Rupee Hota.. Bacho bolna asaaan ..n karna mushkil .
Inhe ye to pta hota nhi ki Rs weak ku ho
rha h ..bs post bna dete h ulti pulti n stupids ko ye bhi nhi pta ki Rs agar
weak ho rha h to sabse jyada fayda hi IT
Sector ko ho rha h Dumboos....

27/08/2013

I saw it in IIT confessions.
I am a second year student.A lot of my friends ask me: whats the most valueable lesson that u have learnt so far?
Here is the answer:

1) Everyone is struggling.Nobody is blissfully happy. Everyone is fighting their own demons,everyone has their own problems. And the happiest people are the ones who have learnt to make peace with their problems.

2)How to handle loneliness. Lets face it: all of us are alone in this world. Even our parents wont be there for us after a certain age. Friends will be there for u, but only to the extent of sympathizing with u in your difficult times. U have to face all your problems,heartbreaks,failures and disappointments alone.No one cares.No one has the time to spare a thought for you or your troubles.

3)If you want to be successful,you have to struggle a lot.I mean,a LOT.No matter how good or intelligent you are,there will be people better than you.The only way to compete with them,and ultimately get ahead of them,is to work hard.There are no shortcuts to success.If you dream big,and if you want your dreams to come true,you have to be prepared for a long,hard slog

01/08/2013

Welcome to THKJC 1st Year Boys And Girls.
How all of you are feeling After being a THKJCian? :-)

28/07/2013

New Generation..
1 Aurat ne 5 Saal k
Bachy ko
Cigrate Pite Dekha to
bachy se
Kaha:"
Kya Parents ko Maloom
hai ke
Tum Cigrate Peete ho ??
.
.
.
BACHA:"Dhuwan
Chhorte hue,,,
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Mohtarma! Kya aap k
shohar ko
maloom hai ke
aap ek gair mard se
baaten kar
rahi hain...???
Baccha Rocked aunty
shoked

17/07/2013

That moment when you entered THKJC for the first time and saw girls smoking

11/07/2013

{For fast texting, Australian businessman invents symbol for ‘the’}

An Australian businessman has invented a new letter of the English alphabet to replace the word 'the' because he thinks it is more efficient.

Paul Mathis from Melbourne has developed the replacement of the word 'the' — an upper-case 'T' and a lower-case 'h' bunched together so they share the upright stem. He has also developed an app that puts it in everyone's hand by allowing users to download an entirely new electronic keyboard with his symbol — which he pronounces "th" .

The keyboard also has a row of keys containing the 10 or 15 most frequently typed words in English, 'The Age' reported. So far, Mathis who has opened over 20 restaurants and hotels across Australia, has invested about $75,000 in the project.

"The word 'and' is only the fifth-most used word in English and it has its own symbol — the ampersand. Isn't it time we accorded the same respect to 'the' ?" Mathis said. "It is something that might be useful for people? I think so," he said. Typing the symbol will save time mainly in the context of Twitter. "The main functionality of this is in the texting space," Mathis said.

He has faced criticism on Twitter from people who say he is attempting to trademark a symbol that has long been in use as part of the Serbian Cyrillic alphabet (pronounced "tshe" , the letter represents the "ch" sound found in the word "chew" ), the paper reported.

01/07/2013

HAPPY CHARTERED ACCOUNTANT DAY!!
Those Who Are C.A Students Hit Like :-)

27/06/2013

Jai Jinendra!!
A Very Good Morning To All Of You :-)

22/06/2013

A Nice Thought.
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Don't Be Sad When U See Ur Ex-BF/GF Flirting With SomeOne Else,
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Come On Yaar
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Learn To Donate Your Old And Useless Toys To Poor Kids

22/06/2013

Aaj ham dekhenge kuch popular Hindi movie
dialogues ek CA student ke andaaz
me....
.
Get set... GO!!!!
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1. I can talk CA , I can walk CA..CA is a
very funny course..(Movie-
NAMAKHALAAL)

CONFIDENCE my friend ...confidence is
what matters here.Until and unless
you have belief in your abilities you
can not do anything. Why take this
course as a burden??Come on!!! You
are the best and just forget the rest...

2.Rishtey me to ham tumhare baap
lagte hain....naam hai ICAI !!!!!
haiiinnnnn..
(Movie-SHEHANSHAH)-
.
CA student ka maai baap kaun???
I CAI..aur kaun??Never try to under
estimate your institute by ignoring
your modules...
If you really want good
mark$ then
institute's module is a MUST Do. Many students tend to ignore it completely
which is not an advisable option.The
private writers' books are
undoubtedly awesome and exam
oriented but question paper to ICAI
set karti hai na reeee...!!
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3.ka..ka..ka..ka..KOST....(Movie-DARR)
yes sir!!!Costing....Believe it or not but
the reality is that most of the students
face difficulty in this subject.Ever
wondered why? Because this is an
unconventional subject requiring the
student to have an X-FACTOR, in simple words a brain as sharp as a
knife.The only solution is to give your
heart and soul to it just like Sharukh
Khan did for his Kiran(Juhi
Chawla)...just say..Tu hai mera
costtttt....
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4.Section pe section , section pe
section ..section pe section milte rahe
hain par marks nahi mile....
(Movie-
DAAMINI)
.
Taxation and Law...dead famous for
its deadly sections...CA isi ka naam
hai......learning these section numbers
sound too tedious work but if you
practice right from the beginning
then its very much possible.Make it a habit to keep on revising the section
numbers which will beautify your
answer sheets as well as your future.

5.Mujhe fail karna mushkil hi nahi
naamumkin hai.....(Movie- DON)
.
Many times we hear students
complaining..are yaar CA ka result 15%
hai..mujhse nahi hoga......
Are kyun
nahi hoga be???? Why put yourself in
the crowd of 85% which failed?? Why
not think i will be one of the 15% students who will pass?? Agar India
me ek baccha bhi pass hoga to wo
main hoon.....Keep your spirits high
and you will fly. Stop me if you can....!!!
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6.My name is CA student and i am a
TERRORIST( Movie- MY NAME IS KHAN)
.
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Is exam me marks milte nahi cheenne
padte hain....In exam hall, you are a
terrorist , ready to rob ICAI of all its
marks. Make your strategies.Every mark counts here and can turn your
fortune.
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7.Ek number ki keemat tum kya
jaano ICAI ! ! Go ahead and sky even is
not the limit for you...Target is set,
time to attack...!!
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8.Ye Dosti ham exam hall me todenge
( Movie- SHOLEY)-

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Han ji..If you want your name to have
a small prefiix 'CA' then please leave
all your friendship behind the moment you enter the exam hall.No helping friends in exam hall. Write
your paper and keep on revising it,
trying to help your friends can divert
your concentration and you might
land in trouble. Beta agar pakde gaye
to

"bagal wali sheela to jawan ho jayegi but bechari munni badnaam
ho jayegi".
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9.Haar kar jeetne wale to Chartered
Accountant kehte hain( Movie-
BAAZIGAR)-

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.Failing in CA doesnt always mean
your preparations were not upto the
mark.Many times luck also plays its part which is out of our control. But
what we need to do is not to get
disheartened.
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10.Bade bade shehron me
choti choti baaten hoti rehti hai
beta...and pushpaa..i Hate tears
reeee....!!!
.
.Don't be sad. You always have a next chance . Go For it with
even better preparations and never
deviate from your goal with fear of
failure.

Aur end me sab kuch happy happy...aur agar happy nahi hua to ye the end nahi...
11.picture abhi baaki
hai
mere dost...

18/06/2013

Who is the most Sexy gals N Hot Boys in Our College ?
Confess Truly ;-)

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