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06/09/2020

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayJiyz68Xts
How This MBA CHAIWALA Made A Crore Business ?

Can you earn crores just by SELLING TEA on the roadside? Think you can do that by being a Chai Wala? If you are looking to start a business, grow your busine...

06/09/2020

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4Os0GGhEZg
Speaks on "Secrets of Life" by Rakesh Godhwani at IIM Bangalore

12/12/2016

आपकी प्रोफाइल चोरी चोरी कौन देखता है ? जानने के लिए यहाँ क्लिक कीजिये

31/01/2013

Bill Gates decided not to invest further in India after receiving a letter from Mr Banta ...

To,
Bill Gates,
Microsoft,

From: Banta
Date: 1 April 2012

Subject: Problems with my new computer...

Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems,
which I want to bring to your notice ...

1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this.

2. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system?
I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

3. There is 'Find' button but it is not working. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot to trace the key with this 'find 'button,
but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem.

4. My child learned 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that?

5. I bought computer, CPU,mouse and keyboard,but there is only one icon which shows 'My Computer': when you will provide the remaining items?

6. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that.

7. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only.

8. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'?

9. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.

Last one Mr. Bill Gates

P.S: "Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but you are selling WINDOWS ?"

Regards,
Banta

25/12/2012

Wishing Merry Christmas to all you 'RIMTIANS' and your family & friends . May your wishes be fulfilled and you be blessed with happiness, peace & joy.

01/11/2012

** MUST READ RIMTIANZ **


Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concre...te floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)

Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time
at all it is already built. (UPSC 23rd Rank Opted for IFS)

Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the ot
her hand, what would you have?
A. Very large hands. (Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)

Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. you will never find an elephant with one hand. (UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Probs, He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)

Q. What looks like half apple ?
A: The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper )

Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A: Dinner.

Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A: Liquid (UPSC 33 Rank)

Interviewer said"I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one really difficult question. Think well before you make up your mind! "The boy thought for a while and said,"my choice is one really difficult question. ""Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this.
"What comes first, Day or Night?"
The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depends on the correctness of his answer, but he thought for a while and said,"It's the DAY sir!"
"How"the interviewer asked.
"Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!"
He was selected for IIM!

Technical Skill is the mastery of complexity, while Creativity is the master of presence of mind.
This is a famous paper written for an Oxford philosophy exam, normally requiring an eight page essay answer and expected to be backed up with source material, quotes and analytical reasoning. This guy wrote the below answer and topped the exam!

* OXFORD EXAMINATION BOARD 1987* *ESSAY QUESTION*
Question: What is courage? (50 Marks)
Answer: (After 7 blank pages, at the end of the last page…....): This is courage.

20/10/2012

24/09/2012

"Difficulties are opportunities to better things; they are stepping-stones to greater experience.... When one door closes, another always opens; as a natural law it has to, to balance." — Brian Adams

18/09/2012

Today's Reality:
Big House,
but Small Family...

More Degrees,
but Less Common Sense...

Advanced Medicine,
but Poor Health...

Touched Moon,
but Neighbors Unknown...

High Income,
but Less Peace of Mind...

High IQ,
but Less Emotions...

Good Knowledge,
but Less Wisdom...

Lots of Human Beings,
but Less Humanity...

Costly Watches,
but No Time.......!!!

10/09/2012

THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO HAPPINESS, and that is to cease worrying things which are beyond the power of WILL.

31/08/2012

The difference between failure & success is doing a thing nearly right and doing it exactly right.

15/08/2012

Happy Independence Day !!