Voice Of Students Magazine

26/01/2023

May the spirit of democracy and freedom live on within India and its people for many years to come. Happy Republic Day!

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03/03/2017

A Letter from a Dog to His Owner. Letter from a Dog to his beloved Owner Hey Buddy, I hope you are doing well and if you want to know how I am doing. Let me tell you my life has been amazing since you picked me up from the street. The very street where I was whimpering

31/12/2016

14/07/2016

Tumhari kaunsi gang thi?????
Tag your gang

26/05/2016

Cognizant Method:
hire a lion… ask him to stay for late nights but give him no work to do.
give him gobi 65 to eat again and again.
hire 100 more lions but do not increase the space to sit however give them the same amount gobi 65 to eat
hire 200 more……. and more …….

TCS Method:
hire a lion
give him hell a lot of work and pay him government salary
lion dies of hunger and frustration

IBM’s method:
hire a lion, give him a pink slip in an hour …
he dies of unemployment…

Syntel Method:-
Hire a Cat …
assure him that he will eventually become a Lion once he reaches onsite and
make sure that he never reaches onsite.
Cat dies in hope of becoming a Lion….

i-Flex Method:
hire a lion???.oops cow, tell him he is a lion, send him in African safari
for implementing flex cube in god forbidden territories, tell him if he comes alive he will get band movement (promotion)
holy cow dies in fear of the real lion

COSL Method:
hire a lion .

Polaris Method :
hire ..sorry….purchase a lion..
change his timings…(instead of 9 AM …change it to 8:30 AM )
cut down his allowance (coupons etc)
lion dies from fear of becoming CAT…..

Capgemini Method:
hire a lion, give him a salary of a cat…
the lion dies before joining….

WIPRO METHOD:
Hire a Lion,
give him a mail Id.
he will die recieving stupid mails all day……..!!!!

HUAWEI Method:
Hire a Cat; give him a salary of a Lion…
Give him work of 3 Lions
Tell him to work late and even on weekends…
No time for food and family, automatically die

L & T METHOD:
Hire a lion….
Take his CAMS assignment 2 times a year followed by Performance appraisals.
Ask him for lots of My Leanings on line …
Send him to Chennai/HYD/BLG;but yes don’t give him/her his/her home town.
Ask him to stay on bench for a long time or Give him/her projects .
No good food, No water..and specially No Beautiful girls Only Attitude of HR girls. And say him "Go Ahead be a Tiger".
Lion dies in confusion if he is aTiger or lion……
THE LAST BUT NOT THE LEAST

INFOSYS Method:
HIRE A LION…..
SEND HIM FOR TRAINING IN MYSORE AND MAKE HIM FEEL LIKE KING OF THE JUNGLE!
MAKE HIM TAKE GENERIC COMPERE EXAM
LION TURNS INTO CAT
MAKE HIM TAKE STREAM COMPREE EXAM
CAT TURNS INTO A MOUSE
SEND HIM INTO PRODUCTION WHICH HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HE LEARNED IN TRAINING
MOUSE RUNS HERE AND THERE FOR HELP!!!
SEND HIM MAILS TELLING ABOUT MANDATORY CERTIFICATIONS
MOUSE COMMITS SUICIDE…

This is how IT engineers die in India