Suspended

18/09/2019

08/06/2014

1 bacche ka mota pet dekh kar 2
girls haskar boli:- oye chhotu !
Ye paani ka matka kitne ka hai...??Bacha gusse me haste huey nikkar
utaar ke bola:-
Tooti sammet 50 Rs. Ka...
Hahaha. . .

15/11/2013

Good night guys........

05/07/2013

A woman was married and had
13 children. Her husband died.
She
married again and had 7 more
children. Again, Her husband died.
But, she remarried and this time
had 5 more children. Alas, she
finally died.
Standing before her coffin, the
preacher prayed for her. He
thanked
the Lord for this very loving
woman and said, "Lord, they're
finally
together."
One mourner leaned over and
quietly asked her friend, "Do you
think he means her first, second
or third husband?" The friend
replied, "YOU ARE A FOOL ,THE
PASTOR IS TALKING ABOUT HER
legs.

03/07/2013

Arranged Marriage.. Rs.6,00,000 Shadi Rs.4,00,000 jewellry Rs.50,000 Shadi ki Rasmetotal Rs.10,50,000 . . Love Marriage
Rs.100 ka Stamp paper
Rs.20 Notary
Rs.50 ki Varmaala
Rs.20 ka Photo
Total Rs.190 Paisa apka Pasand apki Faisla apka jago grahak jago lover k sath bhago

25/06/2013

suggestion needed!!!
Mr.sohail has a keen intrest in being as a member of zains family n wants to b his sala. . .

14/06/2013

Suspended five nobudy f***s

14/06/2013

Sam

12/06/2013

Ek Bachha chest pe hath rakh ke pencil
uthane ke liye jhuka...
DAD: Chest pe haath kyun Rakha????
Bachha: School me madam bina haath
rakhe jhuki thi...to dono lungs bahar aa
gaye the!!!!
Jo Samajh Gye Thoko Lyk Baku Pogo Dekho

12/06/2013

Killer shyari...
Aankhon me Nami Thi Aur Vitamin ki
Kami Thi..
Wah..Wah..
Aankhon me Nami Thi Aur Vitamin ki
Kami Thi..
Jis se Raat Bhar Chating ki wo meri
GIRLFRIEND ki Mummy thi.

12/06/2013

Main kabhi batlata nahi,
'Bar' me daily jata hu main maa...
Yu to main dikhlata nahi,
'Daru' peeke roz aata hu main maa...
Tujhe sab kuch pata hai na maa,
Meri maa...
'Peene' par yu na maro mujhe,
Ghar laut ke bhi aa na paun maa...
'Scotch' main itna peeta nahi,
'Beer' me hi seham jata hu main maa...
Chehre pe aane deta nahi,
Lekin kabi bhi ludak jata hu maa..
Tujhe sab hai pata hai na maa..
Meri maa...
From the movie
"Bewde zameen par".
For imma

18/04/2013

New GenEration ;)
1 Aurat ne 5 Sal k Bachy ko Cigrate Pite Dekha to bachy se Kaha:
Kia Parents ko Maloom hy k Tum Cigrate Peeteho?
BACHA: Dhoowan Chhorte hue,,,
Mohtarma!
Kia ap k shohar ko maloom hy k ap ek ghair mard se baaten kr rhi hyn?
(';') baccha
rocked
_/\_ aunty shoked :D