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31/12/2016

Wish all my students a successful New year

04/05/2016

All 8th sem students are hereby informed to attend a lecture at 8.30am in seminar hall today (4-5-16)

01/09/2015

College remains closed tomorrow (02/09/2015) in view of Bharat Band
- SRG

09/06/2015

How Engg Students Score:-Question :-What is Love and Explain in details ? ( 16 marks)

Answer:-
πŸ”ΈArts Student.......
Answer: Love is Life.
(marks : 5 out of 16 )

πŸ”ΈLaw Student......
Answer : Love is Pain.
( marks : 5 out of 16 )

πŸ”ΈMedical Student......
Answer : Love is God
( marks : 5 out of 16 )

Engg Student........
Answer :
- Definition:
A Serious disorder of Heart due to Relationship between Men & Women that can cause Death of 1 or Both depending on the Resistance Associated

- TYPES:
1 Sided & 2 Sided

- AGE:
Usually occurs in Teenages but Nowdays can be found in Any Age

- SYMPTOMS:
Tension
Daydreaming
Insomnia
Phone Addiction

- DIAGNOSIS BY:
Diary
Photos
Mobile

- TREATMENT:
Anti-LOVE therapy by Father's Shoe
or Mother's Sandal......
(marks 16 out of 16 )
Excellent !!
______________________
NOTE :-
Don't ask Engg STudents ,
They can stretch any thing for 16 Marks ! πŸ˜‚

😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜
πŸ”§πŸ”§πŸ”§ Students..πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

04/06/2015

Attention 8th Sem Civil Students;
I regret to inform You All that BAICART has stopped Training Cum Placement for Civil Students this Year. Because due to Pooor Response shown by Construction Company.
*All the Best for Project Demo*
Regards,
Dayanand.Bhat.

22/05/2015

Good Morning Students,
I Wish All Final Semester Students of Civil & All Other Branches Best of Luck in Ensuing Final Exams.
Expect Better Performance for the Year-2015 at VTU.

24/03/2015

Quote:
Look Ahead
Don't waste life in doubts and fear
Spend yourself on the work before you
Well assumed that the right performance of this hour's duties will be the best preparation for the hours or ages that follow it
Ralph Waldorf Emerson

23/03/2015

It was a Sports Stadium...

8 boys were standing on a track for racing.

Ready !

Steady !

Bang !

With sound of Pistol all boys started running.

Hardly had they covered 10 to 15 steps,
1 boy slipped & fell.

He started crying due to pain.

When other 7 Boys heard him, all of them STOPPED running..

STOOD for a while,

turned BACK & RAN
towards him.

All the 7 Boys LIFTED the Boy,
pacified him,
joined hands together,
walked together &
reached WINNING Post.

Officials were shocked.

Many Eyes were
filled with tears.

It happened at Pune.

Race was conducted by
National Institute of
Mental Health...

All participants were
Mentally RE****ED.

What did they teach ?
Teamwork,
Humanity,
Sportsman spirit,
Love,
Care,
&
Equality..

We Surely can NEVER Do this,

because...

We have Brains....
We have Ego...
We have Attitude
πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘Œ
One of Best Messages I've Received........

21/03/2015

Dear Students,
On this Joyous occasion beginning of Manamathanama Samvasthara, It feels Good to get in touch with those Who are Special to Me.
*Happy Ugadi*
[Dayanand.Bhat]

05/03/2015

Hello Dear Students,
*I Wish All the Students of CEA and SLNCER Happy Holi in Adv*
Enjoy the ICC World Cup-2015 Tomorrow.......!

18/02/2015

Enjoy the Video........

29/01/2015

Must Read, The Witty Vivek 😌

When Swami Vivekanand was studying law at the University College, London, a white professor, whose last name was Peters, disliked him intensely.

One day, Mr. Peters was having lunch at the dining room when came along with his tray and sat next to the professor.

The professor said, "Mr Vivekanand , you do not understand. A pig and a bird do not sit together to eat."

Vivekanandji looked at him as a parent would a rude child and calmly replied, "You do not worry professor. I'll fly away," and he went and sat at another table.

Mr. Peters, reddened with rage, decided to take revenge.

The next day in Class he posed the following question: "Mr.Vivekanand , if you were walking down the street and found a package, and within was a bag of wisdom and another bag with money, which one would you take ?"

Without hesitating, Vivekanandji responded, "The one with the money, of course."

Mr. Peters , smiling sarcastically said, "I, in your place, would have taken the wisdom."

Swami Vivekanand shrugged and responded, "Each one takes what he doesn't have."

Mr. Peters, by this time was fit to be tied. So great was his anger that he wrote on Swami Vivekanand's exam sheet the word "idiot" and gave it to Swami Vivekanand.

Vivekanandji took the exam sheet and sat down at his desk trying very hard to remain calm while he contemplated his next move.

A few minutes later, Swami Vivekanand got up, went to the professor and told him in a dignified polite tone, "Mr. Peters, you signed the sheet, but you did not give me the grade."

πŸ˜…πŸ˜ƒ. Don't mess with intelligent Indians

One of the best messeges ever read!!

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