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10/09/2015

TEN REASONS WHY BABU OWINO WILL NOT VIE AGAIN AS
SONU CHAIRMAN 2016/2017
1.Babu will be vying for westlands MP in 2017,he needs
time to meet and familiarize himself with his constituents.
He must win
2.Babu has over-broken history in student politics. No one
will ever be SONU chairman more than once. Babu won
SONU chairmanship thrice
3.Babu has international obligations to attend to and will
visit Cuba, Qatar,USA,North korea, south Africa, Venezuela,
china, Croatia, Zimbabwe, Nigeria, Libya and Japan in 2016
4.Babu is the deputy party leader of PONA party. The party
will begin grassroot mobilization from January 2016. Babu
will be busy
5.Babu is set to do a Grand wedding next year. The
honeymoon will last 2 months and may be somewhere
between the Bermuda Triangle and the Republic of Jamaica
6.Babu started an aviation company in Ethiopia having
purchased 2 choppers from Ethiopian businessman Haile
Magrem. Babu will be travelling frequently to Ethiopia to
oversee his business
7. Babu is planning to join the Nairobi Baptist church's
Bible Fellowship programme. He will serve the Lord
diligently and with devotion
8.Babu may be appointed cabinet secretary of Youth Affairs
by president uhuru kenyatta. There are plans to recreate
and re-establish the former ministry of youth. If such plans
materialize, Babu will be serving all the kenyan youths
without fear or favor
9.Babu is supposed to recieve millitary training in Israel for
4 months before 2017. The training will focus on Combat
management, paratrooping, sniper technology and mortal
Ground operations.
10. Babu will not vie because 98% of his manifesto has
been operationalized. Almost all of the promises he made
have been materialized. SONU IS MORE VIBRANT THAN
EVER BEFORE. WHOEVER SUCCEDDS BABU OWINO MUST
TAKE SONU TO A HIGHER TRAJECTORY....... # peace

SHOCKING REVELATIONS OF UONSTUDENTS ON AL-SHABAAB PAYROLLStudents in institutions of higher learning are being recruited...
01/07/2015

SHOCKING REVELATIONS OF UON
STUDENTS ON AL-SHABAAB PAYROLL

Students in institutions of higher learning are being recruited into violent extremism at an alarming rate, the director of the National Counter Terrorism Centre, Mr Isaac Ochieng has warned. According to Mr Ochieng, the National Security Intelligence Service (NSIS) already has names of students who have been radicalized and are enjoying salaries from Al-Shabaab and other militia groups affiliated to Al-Qaeda.
“There is increased recruitment, training and indoctrination of the youth into terrorism cells. These terror groups are now targeting brilliant youths to recruit,” said Mr Ochieng during a panel
presentation on countering violent extremism on Monday at the University of Nairobi. “We have intelligence that there are students within this university who are on the payroll of Al-Shabaab. It is very sad,” added Mr Ochieng.
The revelation comes months after a 24 year-old former University of Nairobi Law student led the group of Al-Shabaab militants that massacred 148 people at Garissa University College.

08/05/2015

Business minds, the most important thing is an idea.

25/02/2015

RIOTS? SURVIVAL STRATEGIES

Peaceful demonstrations turning into riots, when comrades put up demands; they are a regular occurrence in campus. Stones flying from the blue and bonfires skilfully set in two minutes flat are both mysterious and terrifying parts of them. There are several techniques you have to know if you want to make it in one piece.

COMRADES POWER
Ensure you are in the midst of comrades, unless you are an activist and prepared to face the consequences. Wear dull colored clothes so that incase you offend someone
you won’t be conspicuous enough to be found. Leaves will help you cover your face and keep mobile to avoid being singled out for a one on one confrontation!

WATER
As teargas is a necessary evil in riots, identifya source of water or carry your own bottle of because that gas is Not happy gas. Water is life, enough said.

NEVER FALL DOWN
Hang onto a fellow comrade until you can stand up again.Once you fall down it won’t be easy to get up as it will be every comrade for himself and SONU chair for us all, with a side dish of broken bones and a topping of blood to match.

DON’T. GET.CAUGHT.
Remember you were not striking until you are caught by the police. They will ever faithfully get you up and going with well-aimed clobbers. It might be that they enjoy the chase. One word, Ruuuuuuuunnnn!!!!

EXIT STRATEGY
In a military operation this is the most important part of a mission. First thing is to know the source of the bullets, teargas and rungus and then you can easily find a way out. Regularly check your exit because things change and youright need to improvise. This is where the men are
separated from the boys.

MONEY
Last but not least have some money in case things go awry and you may need to quickly exit the campus and realize the fare has been doubled.
PS: REMEMBER: A comrade is always right; except when he is wrong.

13/02/2015

Send resume and cover letter by 22 feb to: [email protected]....only 4th year finalist n you must finish your course work(MRP) b4 may

11/02/2015

UoN emerges 7th in Africa

The University of Nairobi has been ranked 7th in Africa and number 855 in the world according to the just released Webometrics ranking. In Africa, the University of Nairobi led regional universities followed by Makerere University at position 13, University of Dar es Salaam 37 Kenyatta University is 38 and Jomo Kenyatta University of Agriculture and Technology is 44. Overall in Africa, University of Cape Town leads in the rankings followed by the Stellenbosch
University and Cairo University. The first position worldwide went to the renowned Harvard University.
Over 25000 institutions of higher learning were analyzed in the ranking. The University of Nairobi’s performance is the best result posted by any local university since the advent of web ranking in 2004. In the July 2014 ranking the University of Nairobi was first in East Africa and 9th in Africa and 907 worldwide.
The web rankings complement the government Performance Contracting ranking in which UoN has consistently maintained position one ahead of other
public universities and institutions. In the last results, UoN posted an “Excellent” rank a position that has never been achieved by any public entity in the Performance Contracting exercise.
The University management congratulates staff and students for the good performance and challenges them to improve on the standards.

The breakdown of the budget.....
06/02/2015

The breakdown of the budget.....

An aspirant for a top student leadership post at the University of Nairobi will spend Sh15 million and has taken to Face...
06/02/2015

An aspirant for a top student leadership post at the University of Nairobi will spend Sh15 million and has taken to Facebook to flaunt the dollars.
Paul Ongili alias Babu Owino, who is contesting for the Students Organisation of Nairobi University (SONU) chairmanship recently released his multimillion
shillings campaign budget that will also bankroll other SONU candidates. Photos of Babu flaunting dollars have filled the
university’s forum page as well as his personal Facebook account.
Although the student leader has not posted any of the photos nor commented on them, those posting them are believed to be part of his campaign team.
Babu was the SONU Chairman between 2011 and 2012 and after graduating with a degree in Actuarial Science, he enrolled for a second degree in law and contested in the 2014 SONU election where he emerged
top.
His budget for the 2014 was rumored to have been Sh 4 million and he is now set to spend three times that amount. Babu is famous for reviving the students union after it had been disbanded in 2010.

05/01/2015

Prof. Magoha hands over office to the new Vice-Chancellor

Prof. George A.O. Magoha, outgoing Vice-Chancellor, University of Nairobi, has formally handed over office to the newly appointed Vice-Chancellor, Prof. Peter M.F. Mbithi after a successful completion of his tenure. Prof. Mbithi becomes the seventh Vice-Chancellor since the inception of the University of Nairobi in 1970. Speaking during the handing over to the new the Vice-Chancellor, Prof Magoha said “it is better to leave when your time is right.” He handed of instruments of
authority among them; the university mace, seal, statutes, charter and official vehicle. Prof. Magoha, the first Vice-Chancellor to be appointed competitively ten years ago, has played a key role in
transforming the University. Magoha’s major contribution to the University in a decade of service include restructuring the University, entrenching performance
contracting, performance appraisal systems, launching a Service charter, carrying out intense training for change
management, pursuing ISO certification, and review and revitalize the University of Nairobi’s Strategic Plan. In his ten years of service, the University has recorded
excellent performance in local and international rankings, exponential increase in student population from 30,000 to 79,000, alumni numbers from 74,429 to
173,000, research fund has grown from Kshs. 350 million to over Kshs. 4 billion and asset portfolio stands at Kshs. 102 billion up from Kshs. 20 billion. In 2014, a
record 123 students graduated with PhDs.
He said that the University has made great
strides in all aspects including but not limited to fiscal discipline, academic excellence, infrastructure development and capacity building.
Prof. Mbithi, a Professor of Veterinary Medicine, has served as the Deputy Vice-Chancellor, Administration and Finance, having been appointed to the position in
2005. He has also served as Principal, College of Agriculture and Veterinary Sciences, Dean, Faculty of Veterinary Medicine and Chairman, Department of
Veterinary Studies. Prof. Mbithi thanked the University Council and the government for appointing him as the seventh Vice-
chancellor and promised to build on the achievements of his predecessor.
While serving as the Deputy Vice Chancellor, in charge of finance and administration Prof. Mbithi’s achievements include: steering the institution to ISO certification, leading performance contracting, rapid results initiative, strategic planning and the launch of the service charter. Prof. Mbithi has been instrumental in tiding up the general physical appearance of the
University and upgrading its infrastructure. He was also in-charge of staff welfare and discipline, including industrial relations.
The handing over was witnessed by the Chairman of Council, Dr. Idle Farah, Outgoing Vice-Chairperson of the University Council, Dr. Betty Gikonyo, and members of the University Management Board.
The University will formally install Prof. Mbithi as the seventh Vice-Chancellor on January 14, 2015 in a ceremony conducted by the Chancellor and the
University Council in Taifa Hall for a period of five years.

16/08/2013

Once again, the University of Nairobi (UoN) has maintained the top position among Kenyan universities following the release of the July 2013 edition of Ranking Web of Universities-Webometrics.
UoN was ranked position 14 in Africa and 1624 in the world.Maseno University took position two in Kenya
after recording an improvement in its overall web ranking. Harvard University took first position in the world ranking, while the University of Kwazulu
Natal leads the ranking in Africa.
The Ranking Web of Webometrics is the largest academic ranking of Higher Education Institutions
and is aimed at promoting academic web
presence and supporting the Open Access
initiatives for increasing significantly the transfer
of scientific and cultural knowledge generated by the university to the whole society.
In related news, the SCHOOL OF BUSINESS has been ranked the top business school in Kenya by the Eduniversal Business Schools Ranking by Palmes.
Further, the School was positioned 94 out of 396 BUSINESS SCHOOL in the world. According to Eduniversal, the School of Business meets the highest category of 3 Palmes of Excellent BUSINESS SCHOOL by scoring the Dean’s recommendation rate of 108 per cent.
The Eduniversal Palmes indicate the international reputation level of an academic institution and is awarded on the basis of the research work carried out by the International Scientific committee, which compiles the list of internationalization criteria, together with the assessments made by peers: The Deans’ Vote. The subdivision of the Palmes into leagues allows for a horizontal and intercontinental comparison, which is different from the vertical comparison established by most international classification systems.
Strathmore Business School and United States International University- School of Business took the second and third position respectively scoring Deans Recommendation rate of 54 percent and 55 percent

21/05/2013

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