Dha Suffa University Confessions

23/04/2020

193)
Dine in at Second Wife Restaurant (Owned by DSU Student)

Me: Is this place owned by student of Dha Suffa University?

Waiter: (Responding astonishingly) Yes Sir!

Me: I have 15% off on total bill here (DSU Student Card)

Waiter: Yes Sir there was but its not valid now.

Me: Why?

Waiter:Because the student is graduated now, and no more belongs to Suffa.

Me: (WTH)

P.S: Past is Past

Confessor: Student (Suffa) to “Graduated Student (Suffa) 😆

30/03/2020

ADMIN POST:

🤬🤬🤬🤬
For all those abusing and misbehaving with the faculty members, it is to inform you all that a senior graduate of computer science has been tracking you all with all your fake names with IP addresses and will be tracking you too. The guy currently works for state bank of pakistan no doubt about skills he possess.
Therefore apni apni tashreef aap log khud bachyein aur teachers ke saath cooperate karein.

P.S for all those ke classes cancel karo to agr teachers ki haato ge to relative unke pas hi hain ye yaad rakho sab.

🤬

22/03/2020

Admin Post:

💥💥KINDLY DO NOT POST💥💥

To all those posting these type of stuff on social media platforms, kindly do not post on public forums. Aese karke uni ki repo ko kharab karna public me crticize karne me hamara khudka nuksaan hai, agr karna hi hai to DSUS pe jao ya confessions pages pe jisme sirf uni ke log hote hain. Corona situation is critical kindly do not make a fuss of your own disabilities.
Hum sab ko pata hai teacher lectures se ghanta koi grade marta hai beth ke sab tutorial hi dekh rahe hote hain ghar pe.

😂

25/02/2020

192) 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 𝐎𝐅 𝐃𝐒𝐔:
yahan aap dekh sakte hain ke cs@dsu kesa hai, is lachar aur bebas insan ki awaz me aik dard hai, ye banda andr hi andr toot chuka hai, iska jisam ka aik aik purza bas aik hi baat kehta hai, ke me waqiye me graduate ho chuka hon. 😂😂😂

Admin: Aap sab se me appeal karta hon ke is bebas ke liye aik like aur comment zaror karein Allah aapko ajar dega.

Confessor: Alumni

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23/02/2020

Admin Post:

A great initiative taken by DSU Performing Arts Society, it will be the first time in the DSU's history that a concert has been arranged to a vast extent.
I mean ke 8 separate professional bands with a pepsi battle of the bands ke winners with 18 songs altogether. I am really looking forward to this event.😍🤩🥳🎤🎼🎸🥁

😂

16/02/2020

Admin Post:

KON AA RAHA HAI BHAI?
Akhir kon hai ye jo itne din se aake nhi de raha hai. Bulao bhai jaldi isko jo bhi hai ye.😉😕
Ajeeb itne din se feed bhari pari hai.😤😠

😂

DSU Performing Arts Society gives u all a chance to win free entry ticket of Clash Of The Bands, all u need to do is to guess the renowned judges from the music industry and the one guessing it right with the most number of reacts wins it all. So what are you waiting for? start guessing!

02/02/2020

188) Is there anyway to avoid relative grading Marks!!?

Admin: wait n watch. Abhe to start hey.

Confessor: Someone from CS

15/01/2020

187) Saw this post today "Ye card jiska bhi ho wo admin department se lele" bhai post to chalo sahi ki hai likn ye kidhr rakh rakh ke pictures le rahe ho bhai. Kia chah rahe the picture lete waqt.😂😂😂

Admin: Bohat nazuk surat e hal hai aaj kl log ab ID cards bhi nhi chor rhe cards ke saath bhi tharak.

Confessor: Male CS department

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14/01/2020

186) Ye post un khabees logon ke liye jo beech paper me sab ka sakoon barbaad karte hain. Akhir kia milta hai tum logon ko paper me itna likhne ke liye ajeeb log ho yahan meri adhi sheet pori nhi hoti.😏🤬😤

Admin: Baat ki hai bande ne

Confessor: Male CS department

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12/01/2020

185) When ME and EE boys enter the exam room and see BBA girls sitting in there and be like ye paper bas chalta rahe time guzre nhi, whereas some parhaku boys be like concentrate nhi kar sakta ab me gaya mera paper.😂🤣

Admin: pora semester alag rakh ke paper ke din saath kio bithate ho akhir.🤣🤣🤣

Confessor: Male EE department

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11/01/2020

184) Admin post:
Its that time of the semester when u open the LMS and see the slides one day before exams and be like WTF.🤣😂
Frankly speaking nhi parho aur kisi parhne wale ke pas chale jao.

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05/01/2020

183) Kia sust batches aa rhe hain ab suffa me its last week before finals aur koi bhi post nhi for the graduation week and all, come on people You would miss your days in suffa, believe me hum ne bohat miss kia hai. Juniors farewell waghira arrange karo yar after all tum logon ne kafi projects liye hon ge unse.😅🤣

Admin: sahi baat hai juniors make the last days memorable and continue the stream for the upcoming batches.

Confessor: BBA Alumni

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