Overheard at Loyola University Maryland

Overheard at Loyola University Maryland What's the dumbest thing you've heard on campus today? Have you heard someone say something incredibly stupid? Share it.

04/26/2012

Guy walking past red mango: "Yeah, they were all good except did you see that one freshman his balls were completely out."

04/25/2012

Two guys walking around in Donnelly Science Center: "You know what hunting for animals is great exercise. If I was ever training for a marathon I would probably just chase an animal around all day instead of practicing running."

04/19/2012

Brunette girl at Bank of America ATM: "My dad only gave me 300 dollars allowance this week, are you fu***ng kidding me? I asked for 400."

04/04/2012

Outside of Newman: "How do you not realize your dog is dead in the backseat of your car?"

04/03/2012

Girl walking down Cold Spring: "When it snows, it pours."
Friend walking with her: "...What?"

04/03/2012

Girl on Shuttle Bus: "Why do people go to Royal Farms to buy stuff why don't they just go to Iggy's?" Friend: "Because Royal Farms is much cheaper... Don't you know how much Oreos cost at Iggy's?" Girl: "I never notice the prices... I guess that's why I never have any money."

04/02/2012

Girl waiting on line at Red Mango: "... Then I called the Health Center to ask them how to get a condom out of me but I got connected to LOPO instead..."

04/02/2012

Outside post office, very short male: "You know what, I don't think I'm going to shower for a month. That'll teach that bitch not to shave her p***s."

04/01/2012

At Lacrosse game v. Ohio State: "You just crushed that family and made them leave by stepping on his children you drunk slut."

03/30/2012

Girl walking past Maryland: "But would he pass a drug test for me?"

03/30/2012

@ Starbucks, a boy that seemed to be on a tour: "I like it here except those aggressive purple teletubby lookin females are creepin me out." (About Relay for Life table)

03/30/2012

Man in Donnelly Science Center holding plastic bag: "I found a spider in the hallway and I'd like to report it. It's in this bag, can you help me?"

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