Junk Monkeys NorthWest

09/24/2019

Now through the month of October, the City of Boise is challenging all Boise businesses to take on waste reduction.

From Boise businesses and residents alike, we invite you to share your stories and experiences about how local businesses are using less, reusing more and sending less trash to the landfill. If you’re a business, share your story using and sign up for the challenge at: https://www.cityofboise.org/waste-reduction.

Residents: Shop at, or work for a business that is innovating to reduce waste? Make sure you recognize the business by tagging them on social media with .

07/22/2019

We will come to your house, sort out your trash, haul it away for the same cost of your weekly trash service. Making sure everything is repurposed or recycled, plus you get a receipt for any donated goods.

06/21/2019

Now specializing in Plastic removal and Recyling, used to create Paint, and Affordable Housing for the Homeless, College Students, and Anyone who can’t afford $1800/month Rent.

Call for rates. Don’t trust the Garbage company, They’ll just Burn 🔥
It. Hell, have them call us. We know what to do with it. Thanks!

04/29/2019

Now Offering Weekly Trash and Recycling Curbside Pick-Up. 96% Re-Use/Recycle. (No Burning) Call or Text Today for a Quote. Group Rates for Neighborhoods with 10 or more customers. No Kidding.

04/01/2019

Now a Non-Profit. Junk Monkeys is Looking for Volunteers who want to:

•Find Purpose in life.
•Help others without Judgement.
•Become Leaders who Build
“Branches” within their Communities.
•Belong in a “Shared Vision” where,
Love, Trust, and Awareness are
balanced to create hope in a common
Future
•Use “Our Big Junk” as a Resource to
preserve this World, and possibly
even to prepare for the next...

Even if you can’t Volunteer. You can do something to help out. Please Read This Article and think about the repercussions. Left or Right. Politicians are not doing anything to help. NOTHING.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.foxnews.com/us/inefficiency-leads-some-cities-to-trash-recycling-programs.amp

Think About it...
Forget about “Your” Career.
Forget about “Your” Retirement. Forget about “YOU” for a minute and listen.

Trash Companies ACROSS AMERICA are currently BURNING EVERYTHING you put into your Recycling Bin. ALL your Plastic, Cardboard, Paper, and Aluminum that you so Carefully Sorted and Kept out of the Trash Bin.
B-U-R-N-I-N-G🔥 🔥 🔥 and, if it’s not “Incinerated,” it is dumped in a landfill with the rest of your Trash.

If we don’t figure out this
“Junk Problem” We and Everyone We Love are “In a Bad Place!!!” Even as a Conservative, and Founder of Several Local Businesses. This Concerns me.

Why?

I hate to admit it but...
Man Bear Pig “IS” Real.

50 years from now Nobody gets a Future.

Unless, You are Someone, “Like Me”
Who can Buy “Enough” Food and Supplies for Your Family and Hide away somewhere “Safe” in the World.

The Problem I have is. When BILLIONS of People are Starving, Desperate, and Homeless, “They” are Going to Come for “Us” Wherever “We” are. Everything we “Have” will be Stripped away from us.
No matter how “Protected” we “Feel” in our Fortress, on our Remote Island, Mountain, or Cave. We will lose it “All” Eventually.

Unless, We are the last People Left on Earth. Then What???

Gold Bars go great with hoards of cash and bad water to drink. I think. Don’t you?

Deep Breath... Take a Sip of your Starbucks (Dutch Bros. McCafe. Slurpee. Big Gulp. Costco Water Bottle. Gatorade. Taco Time Mr Pibb. Maverick 44 ouncer) However you roll.

Please, Just Don’t Throw Away The Cup!!!

When it’s empty. You can Re-use it all day! All week if you can. Reuse that Little Guy as Long as possible. Let’s have a Contest. Who can Make their Worn out Container last the Longest? It is after all, just a Vessel to Hold Liquid. Great Grandpa will be so Proud of Us. Plus. Think of all the 💰 💴 💵 (money) We’ll Save. After all, that is the most important thing. Isn’t it???

All is not lost yet. Wanna make a bigger impact? Contact us. We Know What to Do. As Soon as We get “Going,” We can Change from a “Non Profit” to a “LLC” then “We” can make some real Cash. Heck. Maybe I’ll Retire and make you CEO!!!

In the end.

“All” “We” “Have” is “Each-Other”

Just Kidding. I’m Pretty Rich. Good Luck Everyone!

03/20/2019

https://www.idahostatesman.com/news/business/article227485099.html

You are paying the Garbage Company to Burn and Dump your Trash and Recycling back into the environment. This includes plastics, foam, household chemicals, Everything!

Instead of paying them to destroy us all.

Call Junk Monkeys at (208)571-5626

We will...

1. Sort through your trash by hand ensuring everything goes into it’s correct bin to be properly recycled.
2. Haul off anything that can be re-used or repurposed.
3. Properly dispose of what’s left over (including household chemicals, batteries, paint etc.)

We can also educate your business or family on.

1. How to Reduce Waste.
2. Proper Recycling Techniques.
3. Creative Ways to Reuse and Repurpose products.

We strive for a
96% Reduce, Reuse, Recycle rate on any Trash or Junk, or whatever you need Gone. Plus, anything re-used or repurposed is tax deductible through the charity of your choice.

With the money you save, you can cancel your trash service for awhile. Then, sleep well at night knowing you didn’t help cause the end of Humanity as we know it.

University of Minnesota's recycled material have fewer places to go due to China's ban on imported recyclables.

03/14/2019

03/03/2014

Junk Monkeys is ready to help you with your spring cleaning. please share this image with friends and family who can use our services. Thanks!

04/11/2012

Please feel free to print, email, & share this flyer with your friends and family members. Thank you!!