At this university for the criminally insane we seek to make you better at being a nut-job. Allthough some of our graduates have gone on to do great horrible things not a single one is without something horrid or disturbing to do. We aren't your normal university that produces crazy people who have nothing better to do in their day than set around masturbating in their own feces while reading 'Gun
s and Ammo'. No, we produce destructive members of society who are capable of destroying small towns using only a 3 week old kitten. We produce crazy people of the highest caliber who are comfortable using any caliber. We instruct our 'students' on how to blend in with society and make the most of their crazy time. Jack the ripper was a TTUCI graduate, so was the Zodiac (who by the way scored very well in evasion but very poorly in art and follow through). We don't want to change your destructive desires, we want to show you how to use them to make the world a more interesting place to live. At TTUCI you can be taught by the highway killer (over 600 body count) durring his off season and promising students may even be able to get an internship with HK. No one without promise has ever come out of TTUCI, and no one without promise ever will. Our rigorous one on one training ensures that we produce only the best of the best. Come enjoy a pants free lifestyle with qualified professors and creative enthusiasm at TTUCI where the only limit to how high you can soar is how low you are willing to go.
