Rise Up Ocean County Satire Page - exposing the blatant antisemitsm of RUOC

Rise Up Ocean County Satire Page - exposing the blatant antisemitsm of RUOC This is a parody of a FB pg dedicated to agonizing over how many Jews there are in Ocean County and

Rest in peace sir.
03/13/2026

Rest in peace sir.

It's time for everyone's favorite game: "Hot take: Bubba, Mustafa, or mental illness!" Ok so 2 hours ago a Jewish synago...
03/12/2026

It's time for everyone's favorite game: "Hot take: Bubba, Mustafa, or mental illness!"

Ok so 2 hours ago a Jewish synagogue that had school children inside was attacked. It was called a ramming and there were reports of shooting.
The suspect is reported dead, and the security guard is reported as wounded.

So no name is given, so with almost no information let's all pop off and blame our favorite culprits.

Do we blame:
1) some right wing psychopath
2) a left wing psychopath
3) a Muslim (not that he represents Islam, lots of perfectly fine Islamic people)
4) some totally mentally derranged person who was "on their radar?"
5) doesn't matter. Terrorism, no matter where no matter why no matter how is simply unacceptable.

Vote below!

Also, it's reported that the children are fine. I think. Well maybe. Eh whatever. Vote now!

God speed gentlemen.
03/06/2026

God speed gentlemen.

Happy PURIM! One of the major themes of Purim is inversion. An evil plot to destroy the Jews ends up leading to the dest...
03/03/2026

Happy PURIM!
One of the major themes of Purim is inversion. An evil plot to destroy the Jews ends up leading to the destruction of their enemies.

This particular Purim has that very same feeling. On simchas Torah 2 years ago, Iran's proxies unfurled a plan to destroy Israel. And today Iran's "ring of fire" is all but dead. Hezbollah is being destroyed and run out of Lebanon. The Ayatollah is dead, and Iran is heading for democracy.
Indeed, we literally got to see the inversion of Sinwar/Kahmeini/Nassrallah's vision of a destroyed Israel.

In the perfect image of this difficult and yet hopeful time, Israelis all across Israel are celebrating Purim from their bomb shelters.
Am yisroel chai!

https://x.com/i/status/2027886050173915605He's dead. Iranians are revolting, and according to reports one city has alrea...
03/01/2026

https://x.com/i/status/2027886050173915605
He's dead.
Iranians are revolting, and according to reports one city has already fallen.
These are good things.
God bless the US Navy, God bless the US air force God bless the IDF.
HAPPY PURIM!!

For everyone who's had the 109 countries bs thrown in their face, enjoy!
01/22/2026

For everyone who's had the 109 countries bs thrown in their face, enjoy!

Looks like Orthodox Jews are a net positive to the bottom lines of the local municipalities. Cope harder.
01/18/2026

Looks like Orthodox Jews are a net positive to the bottom lines of the local municipalities.
Cope harder.

As the year winds on down to an end, let's take a minute to remember all the predictions being made about the Jews.First...
12/24/2025

As the year winds on down to an end, let's take a minute to remember all the predictions being made about the Jews.

First of all, Israel.

* Israel will finally be wiped out. Hamas, Hezbollah, Houties, and Iran will all attack from different directions and wipe them out. Result? Israel won the world's first space war, intercepting ballistic missiles from Yemen. It decisively dominated Iran and its proxies, routing Hamas, Hezbollah, and Iran itself. Far from being wiped out, Israel conclusively demonstrated their military domination over the entire region.

* Israel will be isolated and shunned. Israel, Greece and Cyprus just signed a military and economic cooperation agreement in the West. In the East, Israel signed a Bilateral Investment treaty with India. Israel, Egypt, and Syria are working on gas trading agreements.

* Israel's economy will collapse. Israel announced record-breaking arms agreements with multiple countries who want their cutting edge, battle-tested defense systems. Google and other giants are buying Israeli startups like the Wiz for premium prices. NVidia announced a massive design center in northern Israel. Israel's stock market was soaring throughout the war. But, yeah, BDS did put a couple of avocado orchards out of business, so there's that.

How about right here in Ocean County?

* The Feds will notice what's going on here and crack down. They did end up noticing, and they did crack down, but shockingly, they didn't end up on the sides of the antisemites. Punishing lawsuits were launched against Jackson and Toms River, the settlements still being monitored by the courts.

* Our strict zoning laws will keep out the Jews. Due to the blatant discrimination of the local towns, the courts have made it possible for schools and synagogues finally able to be build. BMG is buying a middle school in Jackson, Yeshivas and Synagogues are opening. Jews can practice their religion legally, peacefully, and without bothering anybody else, except maybe some professional victims on Facebook.

* We will pack the public meetings to make sure our towns keep out the Jews. Yes, the meetings were packed. The result is that applicants used all the antisemitic rhetoric raised in the meetings to demonstrate to the courts the blatant antisemitism behind the board decisions. A zoning denial in Brick was just overturned for precisely this reason.

We are not going anywhere. Am Yisrael Chai.

My Chanukah message:Folks, no doubt about it, we're in for some hard times ahead. There are economic problems, serious s...
12/19/2025

My Chanukah message:
Folks, no doubt about it, we're in for some hard times ahead. There are economic problems, serious social problems with young men feeling worthless, we have massive disinformation, extremism and hate being spread via social media. And we have violence seemingly everywhere. Schools, parks, beaches, just on the street, with law enforcement, frankly, not too interested in solving these crimes.
It's getting bad.

But we're going to be OK. I don't know how it's going to work out, but it will. When I watch this young girl bravely keep her head on her shoulders to protect younger children, I know that her government failed her, and I also know that we have the strength to overcome and outlast this.

The madness will end. The evil people will be vanquished. Even if they look like the majority. Even when it looks like everyone has betrayed their own values, a small group of tough right minded people can shine the light of truth honesty and decency and prevail.

We've been down this road before. We've persevered before. And we will do it again.

Shavuah Tov! Marjorie Taylor Greene gets shtickled!We, the Mossad, did it. You're welcome.
11/22/2025

Shavuah Tov! Marjorie Taylor Greene gets shtickled!
We, the Mossad, did it. You're welcome.

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