05/23/2024
Picture this: You're a Single Millennial™️ living in Northern Utah. You're employed by a work-from-home Utah County tech startup that offers you no oversight or direction, so you sit on Zoom conferences with your camera turned off and mic muted, hoping that if you keep the vibes cool you'll still collect a paycheck. After completing your morning meetings, you swipe through Tinder with existential dread in your one-bedroom apartment that costs $2,500 a month in rent and offers no reserved parking spots. Life is magnifico. 👌
You decide to call it a day at work by 11 am and transition from your work joggers to your exercise joggers so you can take a stab at your first hike of the season. As you stand at the trailhead, your body reminds you that you're in a weird space between the ages of 20 and 40 where you no longer have your youth but you can still climb a peak, despite the constant clicking of your right ankle. Because you're not as spry as you once were, you decide to check in with your friends from Kaysville Fire for a few hiking tips before you begin your journey:
1. Stay alert on the trail. We know you want to get lost in Taylor Swift's The Tortured Poets Department album, but ensure you keep the music down low enough that you can still hear what is happening around you. Additionally, scan the trail ahead for any hazards. You can even do this with a broken heart. 🎵
2. Notify loved ones of where you're hiking in the event you become lost or have an emergency. We recommend achieving this by posting a humble brag on your Instagram story.
3. Bring water. We know your regular hydration routine is downing an Alani chased by a Rockstar, but pure, unadulterated water cannot be beat when hiking in the summer heat.
4. Be prepared for weather fluctuations. Conditions change quickly in Utah. Pack a jacket and an emergency blanket (we prefer a Minky) just in case.
Happy trails, my fellow millennials (and everyone else reading this)!