The Zombie Killers Association of America

02/18/2013

Sorry We have been off for so long. We have been kind of busy here at The Zombie Killers Association of America with the Valentine's Day. The Zombies get confused with all the red everywhere.

12/24/2012

Happy Holidays, zombie killers! Stay safe!

11/06/2012

Tomorrow is Election Day! Research each candidate's policies on the living dead, and be an informed voter. If the zombie apocalypse happens in the next four years, we need to be able to count on our president to handle it.

10/03/2012

Halloween will be here soon! Be careful of zombie slaying on the 31st; that horde of undead might be some kids in stage makeup and fake blood.

05/04/2012

It's almost summer! Be sure to slay some zombies before going to the pool or on vacation. They never take a break, and neither should you.

04/14/2012

Remember to keep raising awareness about the potential zombie apocalypse. If you've seen "Shaun of the Dead," you know what can happen when people don't recognize the warning signs of undead infestation.

03/14/2012

Michigan State University has begun offering a summer course on surviving a zombie apocalypse, available to both students and the general public. It's good to see universities taking an interest in preparing people to combat the undead. Please encourage any friends and family in the Michigan area to take this course.

A new course at Michigan State University teaches how to fend off zombies among other things

02/11/2012

A valentine for you from your friends at ZKAA. Print it out and give it to someone you love.

02/11/2012

It's almost Valentine's Day! Impress your crush or lover with the most romantic date night of all: a zombie massacre.

12/14/2011

This holiday season, give your loved ones the gift that says you care: a zombie survival kit and melee weapons.